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>> HI.
I'M MAC, AND THIS IS MY MOVIE.
THAT'S FOSTER'S.
EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL, I COME HERE AND HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH
OF IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
LET'S GO MEET THEM.
>> HOLA, SENOR MAC.
QUE IS THAT FOR?
>> I'M SHOOTING A MOVIE ABOUT YOU GUYS FOR SCHOOL.
JUST BE YOURSELF.
>> ALL RIGHT.
UM, HELLO THERE, MAC.
MY NAME IS EDUARDO.
I AM A FRIEND OF YOURS.
UH...
[HUMMING] >> HEY, COCO.
SAY SOMETHING.
OK.
[VIDEO GAME BEEPING] HEY, BLOO.
BLOO?
[SIGH] DO YOU WANT TO WATCH MY VIDEO OR
NOT?
>> YOU'RE MAKING A VIDEO?
LET ME BE IN IT.
I GOT MAD DANCE SKILLS, YO.
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] >> IT'S NOT A MUSIC VIDEO.
IT'S JUST A SCHOOL REPORT ABOUT MY FRIENDS.
>> OH.
BORE FEST.
>> I WAS HOPING YOU COULD WATCH IT AND--I DON'T KNOW--MAYBE TELL
ME IF IT'S ANY GOOD OR NOT.
>> AH, ONCE AGAIN YOU NEED MY HELP.
>> NO.
I NEED YOUR OPINION.
>> WHICH IS HELP.
>> IT'S ADVICE.
>> HELPFUL ADVICE.
>> NO.
IT'S--WOULD YOU JUST WATCH MY STUPID VIDEO?
>> FINE, FINE.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
>> HI.
I'M MAC, AND THIS IS MY MOVIE.
THAT'S FOSTER'S.
EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL...
[BLOO SNORING] >> BORING.
>> IT JUST STARTED.
>> I KNOW.
AND THE FIRST ONE SECOND OF A MOVIE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, AND
THIS, MY FRIEND, HAS DISASTER WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.
>> REALLY?
IT'S THAT BAD?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
>> WELL, LET ME TAKE A CRACK AT EDITING IT.
A GOOD EDITOR CAN DO WONDERS.
>> BUT IT'S DUE TOMORROW MORNING.
>> NO PROBLEM.
I'LL MEET YOU IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL BEFORE THE BELL.
>> WELL, YOU PROMISE YOU'LL MAKE IT BETTER?
>> I PROMISE.
>> AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FORGET TO BRING IT TO SCHOOL?
>> I PROMISE.
>> AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ADD, LIKE, A CAR CHASE OR A KUNG FU
BATTLE?
>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TIE MY HANDS COMPLETELY?
>> BLOO.
>> LOOK.
I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO YOU, AND I REALLY WANT TO HELP
FOR ONCE TO MAKE UP FOR ALL THE TIMES I'VE GOTTEN YOU INTO
TROUBLE.
>> WELL, OK.
I GOTTA GO.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME!
HUH!
[BELL RINGS] >> BLOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
I KNEW HE'D FORGET.
>> WHICH IS WHY THE ZOO IS THE COOLEST PLACE TO GO AFTER
SCHOOL.
YOU'LL GO APE FOR THE ZOO.
[GROANING] >> VERY INFORMATIONAL, RYAN.
MAC, YOU'RE NEXT.
>> UH, ACTUALLY, I...
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
>> HEY, YOU CAN'T RUSH GENIUS.
DON'T WORRY, IT'S HILARIOUS.
>> GRRR!
>> MAC?
>> SORRY.
SORRY. I'M READY.
HERE WE GO.
HI.
I'M MAC...
[FART] AND THIS IS MY MOVIE.
THAT'S FOSTER'S.
EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL...
[FART] I COME HERE AND HANG OUT WITH A
BUNCH OF IMAGINARY FRIENDS.
[FART] LET'S GO MEET THEM.
[LAUGHING] >> HOLA, SENOR MAC.
QUE IS THAT FOR?
>> I'M SHOOTING A MOVIE ABOUT YOU GUYS FOR SCHOOL.
JUST BE YOURSELF.
>> ALL RIGHT.
UM...
[FARTING] HELLO THERE, MAC.
[FART] MY NAME IS EDUARDO.
[FART] I AM A FRIEND OF YOURS.
[FART] [HUMMING]
[FARTING] [LAUGHING]
>> HEY, COCO.
SAY SOMETHING.
[FARTING] >> YEAH! THAT WAS AWESOME!
>> IT DIDN'T COME OUT THE WAY-- >> SAVE YOUR OSCAR SPEECH, MAC.
[ALL CHANTING, "MAC!"] >> PLEASE.
PLEASE.
YOU'RE TOO MUCH.
>> I'M SHOWING THIS TO THE PRINCIPAL RIGHT NOW.
>> DID YOU SEE THAT?!
THEY LOVED IT!
>> BLOO, YOU'VE DONE SOME TERRIBLE THINGS, BUT THIS IS THE
WORST.
[GASP] >> HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.
>> WELL, DO ME A FAVOR.
NEXT TIME I ASK FOR YOUR HELP, JUST BUTT OUT.
ALL YOU DO IS GET ME INTO TROUBLE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THE PRINCIPAL'S GONNA LOVE IT.
I BET HE JUST WANTS TO CONGRATULATE YOU.
>> YEAH.
RIGHT.
>> MAC?
>> TAKE A SEAT, MAC.
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY SERIOUS I WANT TO TELL YOU.
CONGRATULATIONS!
>> I KNOW.
I'M SORRY, PRINCIPAL--SAY WHAT?
>> THIS FILM IS HILARIOUS.
I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR A COMEDIC GENIUS LIKE YOU TO
COME AROUND.
>> WELL, I--I DON'T KNOW ABOUT GENIUS.
>> YOUR FILM--IT'S SO RAW, SO GENUINE.
IT'S--IT'S LIKE A STATEMENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD STINKS.
>> REALLY?
>> LISTEN.
AS YOU KNOW, THE ANNUAL STATEWIDE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FILM
FESTIVAL IS COMING UP.
>> IT IS?
>> YES.
AND EVERY YEAR I GET TO CHOOSE ONE STUDENT WHO HAS THE GUTS,
THE RAW TALENT, THE CHUTZPA TO REPRESENT OUR SCHOOL.
AND THIS YEAR, YOUNG MAC, I CHOOSE YOU.
>> ME?
>> OF COURSE YOU.
WITH YOUR DISTINCT VOICE AND STYLE, THERE'S NO WAY WE COULD
LOSE.
>> YOU WANT TO ENTER MY MOVIE?
>> WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
YOU NEED TO MAKE A NEW MOVIE.
IT HAS TO HAVE THE THEME OF FRIENDSHIP, BE TWO HOURS LONG,
AND MADE FOR $500.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, YES, DO WHAT YOU DID WITH THIS
MASTERPIECE.
THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS COUNTING ON YOU, MAC.
DON'T LET US DOWN.
>> WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
>> YOU HEARD?
>> OH, YES.
HE CERTAINLY LOVED YOUR DISTINCT VOICE AND STYLE, DIDN'T HE?
>> YOU MEAN YOUR DISTINCT VOICE AND STYLE.
>> OH, IS THAT WHAT I MEANT?
I HADN'T NOTICED.
>> SO, WILL YOU HELP ME?
>> GEE, I WOULD, BUT YOU SAID THE NEXT TIME YOU ASKED FOR MY
HELP, I SHOULD JUST BUTT OUT.
SO I THINK I'LL DO JUST THAT.
>> BLOO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I WAS UPSET.
>> WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
I WORKED ALL NIGHT TO MAKE THAT MOVIE FUNNY, AND YOU JUST YELLED
AT ME!
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
I WAS A TOTAL JERK.
PLEASE WILL YOU HELP ME?
>> MAYBE.
>> WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?
>> I WANT YOU TO SAY THAT I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG AND THAT I'M THE
SUPREME GOD OF ALL MOVIES.
>> FINE.
YOU WERE RIGHT ALONG AND YOU'RE SUPREME GOD OF ALL MOVIES.
>> LOUDER.
>> YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG, AND YOU'RE THE SUPREME GOD OF ALL
MOVIES.
>> GOOD.
NOW SAY, "SHE SELLS SEASHELLS DOWN BY THE SEASHORE."
>> SHE SELLS-- >> WHILE DOING JUMPING JACKS.
>> BLOO.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU SHOULD JUST MAKE THE MOVIE ON YOUR OWN.
>> NO. PLEASE.
OK.
SHE SELLS SHEASHELLS...
TODAY WE'RE EXPLORING COLORS.
THIS APPLE IS RED.
CAN YOU SAY RED?
THAT'S RIGHT.
RED.
LET'S WALK TO THE RED BARN ON THE HILL WHILE WE SING ABOUT
RED.
♪ RED, RED, RED THINGS ARE RED ♪
>> ♪ RED, RED, RED [GIBBERISH]
>> OUT OF MY WAY.
I NEED THE TV.
>> BUT I AM LEARNING MY COLORS!
>> YEAH, WELL, I WANT TO SHOW MY SUPER AWESOME VIDEO.
>> LAUREN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME.
>> OK.
GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR BRAINS OUT.
>> HOLA, SENOR MAC.
QUE IS THAT FOR?
>> I'M SHOOTING A MOVIE ABOUT YOU GUYS FOR SCHOOL.
JUST BE YOURSELF.
>> ALL RIGHT.
UM...
[FARTS] HELLO THERE, MAC.
[FARTS] MY NAME IS EDUARDO.
[FARTS] I AM A FRIEND OF YOURS.
[FARTING] [HUMMING]
[FARTING] [LAUGHING]
>> HO HO HO!
HOW BAWDY.
>> WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME I DID THAT?
>> NO, ED.
THOSE WERE JUST SOUND EFFECTS BLOO MADE WITH HIS ARMPIT.
>> YEAH. WATCH.
[LAUGHTER] >> IT'S NO FUNNY!
YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME FOR MY PROBLEM!
AAH!
[LAUGHING] >> DEAR EXPLORING LAUREN, I
DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, BUT I CAN'T STOP MAKING NOISES
FROM...ME BEHIND.
EVERYONE LAUGHS AT ME.
>> "CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE AN EPISODE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?
YOUR BIGGEST FAN, EDUARDO."
STOP THE ANIMATION!
OUR BIGGEST FAN NEEDS OUR HELP!
IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY IMPORTANT EPISODE.
LAUREN?
>> OK.
OUR LAST ONE WAS A HIT, SO IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE KEEP
EVERYTHING EXACTLY THE SAME.
SO WE'LL DO THAT, BUT I WANT TO CHANGE EVERYTHING, TOO.
>> BUT-- >> UH-UH.
WHO'S THE DIRECTOR HERE?
ME.
AND WHO'S THE GUY WHO NEEDED MY HELP?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT'S YOU.
OR SHOULD I JUST BUTT OUT?
>> NO. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
>> HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING.
THE MOVIE'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP.
I LOVE THAT.
BUT WHAT IF INSTEAD OF FRIENDS, WE MAKE EVERYONE ENEMIES?
>> WELL, I'M NOT SURE IF-- >> OH, WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE THE
MOVIE AND LET YOUR SCHOOL DOWN?
>> NO.
>> OK.
WILT, COCO, IN THIS SCENE, PIRATE WILT SCURVY TELLS QUEEN
EMMA COCO THAT WHILE HE WOULD LIKE TO WALK THE PLANK OF LOVE,
FIRST HE HAS TO BUILD UP HIS STRENGTH SO HE CAN SAVE THE
WORLD FROM ROBOTS.
>> GOT IT.
>> AND...
ACTION.
[PANTING] >> MMM.
TUNA.
NOW I HAVE THE STRENGTH TO GO SAVE THE WORLD.
>> CUT!
PERFECT!
GOOD JOB, CAMCORDIE.
>> I HATE THAT EFFECT.
>> UH, BLOO, WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FRIENDSHIP?
>> OH, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE SPACESHIP.
>> I'M NOT SURE IF THAT-- >> OH, I'M SORRY.
I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY HELP.
BUT IF YOU'D RATHER, I CAN TELL YOUR PRINCIPAL THAT I WAS THE
GENIUS BEHIND YOUR LAST MOVIE, AND YOU CAN DROP OUT OF THE
FILM FESTIVAL.
>> [SIGH] NO. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
>> OK.
THIS IS YOUR BIG DRAMATIC SCENE.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
ACTION!
[CLUCKING] [SCREAMING]
[CLUCKING] >> PRINCESS EMMA COCO, I KNOW
YOU HAVE A FATAL DISEASE, BUT THIS TIME BOMB IS GONNA EXPLODE
IN TWO SECONDS.
[CLUCKING] [COUGHING]
[SCREAMS] >> YES?
WHAT IS IT?
>> COCO.
CO...CO.
>> I SMELL OSCAR.
[SNIFFING] >> HEY, ED, WE NEED YOU ON THE
MOVIE SET FOR YOUR BIG SCENE.
>> I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT COMING OUT OF THIS ROOM EVER AGAIN!
NOT UNTIL I FIX MY...
POOTING PROBLEM.
>> ED, YOU DON'T HAVE A...
POOTING PROBLEM.
IT WAS JUST A SOUND EFFECT-- >> WHATEVER.
LET THE BABY STAY IN HIS CRIB.
WE'LL REPLACE HIM WITH COMPUTER GRAPHICS.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR THAT.
>> YEAH.
ABOUT THAT, I NEED MORE MONEY.
>> BUT THE SCHOOL GAVE US A BUDGET.
>> I KNOW, AND I SPENT THAT BUDGET BUYING THIS MEGAPHONE ON
SCHMEBAY.
IT WAS OWNED BY CECIL B.
DeMILLE.
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING--NO, I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS, BUT SHE
SOUNDS IMPORTANT.
>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
YOU SPENT OUR ENTIRE BUDGET ON THAT?
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
I ALSO GOT THIS BERET.
>> WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS COUNTING ON ME TO WIN THE FILM FESTIVAL, AND
BLOO GOES AND SPENDS IT ALL ON...
SCHMEBAY!
HERE'S YOUR MONEY.
I SOLD ALL MY COLLECTIBLE TOYS ONLINE.
NOW, LET'S FINISH THIS MOVIE.
>> YOU GOT IT!
OK, TOM HANKS, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LINE, BUT IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
YOU'RE PLAYING AN ALIEN, SO PUT ON THIS HELMET.
AND...
ACTION!
>> [MUFFLED] >> CUT! PERFECT!
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE A STAR, BABY.
>> OW!
>> WAS THAT TOM HANKS?
HOW DID YOU GET HIM?
>> OH, RIGHT.
I NEED 3 MILLION MORE DOLLARS.
>> WHAT?!
>> DO YOU WANT TO LET YOUR SCHOOL DOWN?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
>> BUT--BUT I ALREADY SOLD EVERY VALUABLE THING I OWN.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
WHERE AM I GOING TO FIND-- [WHISTLING]
THAT'S THE LAST OF IT.
>> NO BIGGIE.
THE MOVIE'S DONE.
>> REALLY?
>> YEP.
>> SO YOU DON'T NEED THIS?
>> NO, WE DO...
FOR THE WRAP PARTY.
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING] CONGRATULATIONS, EVERYONE.
WE DID IT.
>> [MUFFLED] >> SHH!
I CAN'T HEAR LAUREN!
>> MY MOVIE IS CALLED "T-REXATRON ALIENWOLF III,
A PREQUEL IN TIME: THE UNRELENTING."
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
[APPLAUSE] >> IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS
LIKE CATS AND DOGS IN A HAILSTORM OF PASSION...
A RETIRED COP MUST SETTLE ONE LAST SCORE.
>> WHOA!
CAPTAIN, IF I DON'T MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, TELL MY
LITTLE BOY I LOVE HIM.
[ROARS] >> WHILE 3 WIZARDS FROM THE
WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS FIND THE ONLY ONE THEY CAN TRUST IS
MAGIC.
>> COCO!
>> SOMETIMES THE ONLY WAY TO REACH THE FUTURE IS TO GO BACK
IN TIME.
>> THIS MUST BE THE FUTURE.
I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS JUNK.
[GASP] A ROBOTIC ROBOT.
>> [MUFFLED] >> THAT DINOSAUR ATE THE ROBOT.
>> THUS CREATING T-REXATRON.
AND THE FATE OF THE WORLD LIES IN THE HANDS OF A HAIRY OGRE
WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO SPEAK HIS MIND.
>> WORMHOLE.
>> YOU LOST THE KEY.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS MESS?
>> YOU GOTTA DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, BRO.
>> ♪ HEY, NOW YEAH, YEAH
HEY, HEY, YEAH HEY, NOW
YEAH, YEAH SHA-NA RAY
ROBOT, ROBOT AM I, UH OGRE, OGRE
ROBOT ♪ >> AND A LITTLE BOY WITHOUT A
FATHER LEARNED THE MOST IMPORTANT--
>> HI, FRIENDS, AND WELCOME TO "LAUREN IS EXPLORING."
TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL EPISODE FOR YOU.
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?!
>> SOMETIMES YOU HEAR SOUNDS THAT COME FROM BEHIND YOU.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU HEAR THAT?
>> EXCUSE ME.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
EXCUSE ME.
LET'S SAY IT TOGETHER.
>> EXCUSE ME.
GOOD.
WE'RE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST.
[BOOING] >> NO, NO, NO!
THIS ISN'T MY MOVIE!
MY MOVIE MAKES SENSE!
SOMEONE TAPED OVER IT!
PLEASE!
I'M ALLERGIC TO TOMATOES!
AND REJECTION!
>> MADAME FOSTER, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU.
>> SURE, DEARIE.
SHOOT.
>> I--I KIND OF GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THE MOVIE, AND WE NEEDED
MONEY, SO I WENT TO SCHMEBAY AND--
>> OH!
I LOVE SCHMEBAY!
LOOK AT ALL THE ANTIQUES I JUST BOUGHT THERE.
THEY'RE JUST MY STYLE.
WHOO HOO HOO!
>> I GUESS I CAN DO WITHOUT AN ALLOWANCE...
TILL I'M 30.
[SIGH] >> WE LOST.
WE LOST!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
HOW CAN WE LOSE?
>> BLOO, THE MOVIE DIDN'T HAVE AN ENDING.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
AUDIENCES DON'T CARE ABOUT ENDINGS.
AS LONG AS EVERYTHING ELSE IS AWESOME, YOU DON'T NEED AN--
>> EXCUSE ME.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE] >> HEY, IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL.
I'M COMFORTABLE WITH IT NOW.
I SAID, "EXCUSE ME."
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