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>> AND REMEMBER, IN A PROPER HOUSE, WE MUST SORT OUR TRASH
ALPHABETICALLY.
WE DON'T WANT TO LEAVE OUR GARBAGE COLLECTOR WITH A BAD
IMPRESSION NOW, DO WE?
>> AAGH!
WE?
I DON'T SEE YOU DOING IT.
>> I'M DELEGATING.
THAT'S WHAT A GOOD LEADER DOES.
NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, NOW WOULD YOU,
MISS FRANCES?
>> I GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN DELEGATE.
>> WHAT WAS THAT, MISS FRANCES?
>> NOTHING, NOTHING.
>> MR. HERRIMAN, CAN I HAVE A LITTLE BREAK?
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS SAKE, BILLY THE SQUID.
YOU JUST HAD ONE 5 HOURS AGO.
OH, I'M SORRY IF WE'RE BORING YOU, HOOTENANDY.
PERHAPS IF YOU PICK UP THE PACE YOU WOULD FINISH IN TIME TO TAKE
A NAP.
AS USUAL, I SEE YOU'RE ONLY PUTTING IN HALF THE EFFORT OF
THE OTHERS, TWO-HEAD FRED.
TYPICAL.
AH, AH, AH.
WRONG PILE.
>> THAT'S THE "B" PILE, FOR BANANA.
>> YES, BUT IT BELONGS IN THE "P" FILE FOR PEEL OF BANANA.
USE YOUR HEAD, CHILD.
>> I AM NOT A CHILD.
>> THAT MAY BE, BUT NOR ARE YOU THE PRESIDENT OF THIS HOUSE.
THAT DISTINCTION BELONGS SOLELY TO ME.
SO UNTIL YOU'RE PRESIDENT, I SUGGEST OBEYING YOUR ORDERS AND
ALPHABETIZING YOUR TRASH IN THE PROPER PILES AS OUTLINED IN THE
HOUSE RULEBOOK.
>> HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR RULEBOOK.
>> AH, AH, AH.
THAT BELONGS IN "H" FOR HOUSE RULEBOOK, MISS FRANCES.
>> AAGH!
IT'S SO UNFAIR.
>> I'LL SAY.
ALL THESE ENDLESS CHORES HAVE MY ARMS SORE.
>> WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
HIS BEDTIME RULES HAVE ME WAKING UP WHEN I SHOULD BE GOING TO
SLEEP.
>> YOU'VE GOT IT EASY.
HE WON'T EVEN GIVE US AN EXTRA PILLOW.
HIS NECK IS KILLING ME.
>> HE'S AN UNFAIR, UNCARING, UNAPPRECIATIVE SLAVE-DRIVER.
>> SOUNDS LIKE THE RABBIT'S GOT YOU HOPPING MAD.
AH, CHA CHA CHA CHA.
>> YEAH, BUT NOT FOR LONG.
SOON, OH, YES, VERY SOON, THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT AROUND
HERE.
>> AHEM!
ATTENTION, PLEASE.
ATTENTION.
THANK YOU.
I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, WE WILL BE HOLDING ELECTIONS FOR THE OFFICE
OF HOUSE PRESIDENT.
THE ELECTIONS ARE TRULY ONLY A FORMALITY, FOR I ASSUME AS
ALWAYS I WILL BE THE ONLY ONE RUNNING.
AFTER ALL, I AM THE ONLY ONE QUALIFIED FOR THE POSITION.
SO, NEXT TUESDAY PLEASE SIMPLY CHECK MY NAME ON--
>> NOT SO FAST, RABBIT.
I'M THROWING MY HAT INTO THE RING, TOO.
>> SHE DOESN'T EVEN WEAR A HAT.
>> W-W-WHAT?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
THE HOUSE RULEBOOK STATES THAT ANY RESIDENT OF THE HOUSE CAN
RUN FOR PRESIDENT.
>> BUT I'VE ALWAYS RUN UNOPPOSED SINCE THE POSITION WAS
ESTABLISHED.
>> WELL, NOT ANYMORE, BUB.
>> IT'S A HOUSE TRADITION.
>> WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DUMB RULES AND BOSSY ATTITUDE.
I SAY LET THE HOUSE DECIDE WHO THEY WANT TO BE IN CHARGE.
>> [CHEERING] >> WELL, I SUPPOSE THAT IS YOUR
RIGHT.
IT IS, AFTER ALL, THE VERY REASON THE ELECTIONS WERE
CREATED.
I HUMBLY ACCEPT A LITTLE HEALTHY COMPETITION.
MANO A MANO.
A TWO-PARTY SYSTEM, TWO CANDIDATES PITTED AGAINST
EACH OTHER.
>> YEAH, AND I'M RUNNING, TOO.
>> WHAT?
>> OH, COME ON.
THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.
>> WELL, TOUGH.
I'M SICK OF THE WAY THINGS ARE RUN AROUND HERE.
IT'S LIKE IT'S PURPOSELY DESIGNED TO GET ME INTO TROUBLE.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
YOU JUST BREAK ALL THE RULES, BLOO.
>> EXACTLY, WHICH IS WHY WHEN I WIN THE ELECTIONS, THERE AIN'T
GONNA BE ANYMORE RULES.
>> [CHEERING] >> THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
>> A VOTE FOR FRANKIE IS A VOTE FOR FREEDOM.
>> WOW, YOU GOT MY VOTE.
[HORN HONKING] >> A VOTE FOR BLOO IS A VOTE FOR
SUPER AWESOMENESS AND EXTREME COOLNESS.
>> WOW, YOU GOT MY VOTE.
>> VOTE FOR HERRIMAN.
YES, THAT ONE SIGN OUGHT TO DO IT.
>> WOW, YOU GOT MY VOTE.
WHAT?
IT'S A VERY CONVINCING SIGN.
>> IF YOU VOTE FOR ME, I'LL FIGHT FOR YOUR NEEDS.
>> YAY!
IF YOU'RE NOCTURNAL, I'LL CHANGE YOUR BEDTIME.
>> YAY!
>> IF YOU HAVE TWO HEADS, I'LL ALLOT YOU A SECOND PILLOW.
>> YAY!
>> AND IF YOU CRACK REALLY LAME JOKES, I'LL THROW YOU A PITY
LAUGH ONCE IN A WHILE.
>> HA HA.
>> HEY, YOU, LIKE CANDY?
VOTE FOR ME AND YOU'LL GET ALL THE CANDY YOU CAN EAT.
YOU, LIKE MONEY?
VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL GIVE EACH OF YOU A TRILLION BAZILLION
DOLLARS.
WHO LIKES CUPCAKES?
VOTE FOR ME AND YOU'LL EACH GET ALL THE CUPCAKES YOU CAN EAT.
HEY, FRANKIE, MAKE ME SOME CUPCAKES.
>> YES, YES.
THIS 70-POINT MEMO SHOULD EXPLAIN TO THE HOUSE RESIDENTS
WHY EVERYTHING SHOULD REMAIN STATUS QUO.
AS IS.
NO CHANGES.
INDEED.
OH, THOSE POOR MISGUIDED SIMPLETONS.
I HAVE THIS ELECTION LOCKED UP.
>> GOOD AFTERNOON AND WELCOME TO FOSTER'S TELEVISION.
I'M MAC.
>> AND ME EDUARDO.
>> AND THIS IS THE...
3:15 NEWS.
IT'S ELECTION FEVER HERE AT FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY
FRIENDS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, MAC, SENORITA FRANKIE AND SENOR BLOO IS BOTH
TRYING TO UNSEAT THE CUCUMBER.
>> YOU MEAN INCUMBENT?
>> SI, THE CUCUMBENT, SENOR HERRIMAN.
>> CLOSE ENOUGH.
LET'S GO TO OUR GAL IN THE STREETS COCO STANDING BY WITH
SOME UNDECIDED VOTERS.
>> COCO COCO.
COCO COCO COCO.
COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO?
>> GOOD QUESTION, COCO.
WELL, EACH OF THE CANDIDATES MADE GOOD POINTS.
I DO LOVE CANDY AND MONEY, SO I MIGHT VOTE FOR BLOO.
BUT I ALSO KNOW FRANKIE WOULD DO A SUPER JOB IMPROVING THINGS
AROUND HERE, SO I WANT TO VOTE FOR HER, TOO.
AND ON THE OTHER HAND, MR. HERRIMAN HAS THE MOST
EXPERIENCE, SO HE'S GOT MY VOTE AS WELL.
I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST SO HARD TO CHOOSE.
>> [BLOWS RASPBERRY] >> OH, GROSS.
>> COCO COCO COCO.
>> THANKS, COCO.
THAT WAS COOL.
WELL, KEEP IT HERE FOR ALL YOUR ELECTION NEWS ON THE HOUR, ON
THE HALF, AND WHEN NEWS BREAKS.
WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THESE COMMERCIALS.
>> THIS IS FOSTER'S TV.
IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, FRANKIE, MR. HERRIMAN,
AND BLOO ARE ALL RUNNING FOR HOUSE PRESIDENT, AND NOW WE'RE
GONNA WATCH THE BIG CANDIDATES DEBATE.
>> WELL, I'VE BEEN CARING FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS FOR A LONG
TIME, AND OVER THE YEARS I'VE LEARNED A FEW THINGS.
I'VE SPENT THE TIME TO ASK YOU WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED BEDTIME TO BE A HALF HOUR LATER.
YOU GOT IT.
>> YAY.
>> YOU TOLD ME YOU WANT BIGGER DINNER PORTIONS WITH VEGETARIAN
OPTIONS.
YOU GOT IT.
>> YAY.
>> YOU TOLD ME YOU WANT THE DOORBELL TO PLAY "CAMPTOWN
LADIES."
YOU GOT IT.
>> YAY.
>> I'M THE CANDIDATE OF THE PEOPLE.
I CARE ABOUT THIS HOUSE.
I CARE ABOUT YOUR NEEDS.
WHATEVER YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY, YOU GOT IT.
YOU GOT IT, YOU GOT IT!
>> OK, MR. HERRIMAN.
SAME QUESTION.
WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
>> NOT A THING.
EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY FINE AROUND HERE.
>> [COUGHING] LOSER.
>> ALL RIGHTY.
BLOO, HOW ABOUT YOU?
IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
>> HERRIMAN SMELLS LIKE POO.
>> [CHEERING] >> BUT HE'S JUST MUDSLINGING.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.
>> BUT, BLOO, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE, YOU'VE BROKEN THE STATUE
OF MADAME FOSTER, OPENED A SECRET DOOR WREAKING HAVOC ON
EVERYONE, UPLOADED A VIDEO TO MAKE AN INTERNATIONAL FOOL OF
MR. HERRIMAN, FLOODED THE HOUSE, THREW A PARTY AGAINST HOUSE
RULES, SABOTAGED A DATE FRANKIE HAD, DESTROYED A BELOVED TOY
ELEPHANT, COMPLETELY RUINED MY REPUTATION AT SCHOOL, BLEW THE
ROOF OFF THE HOUSE-- >> YOUR POINT?
>> YOU'VE GOTTEN YOURSELF IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE HOUSE PRESIDENT.
>> BECAUSE ALL THOSE THINGS YOU LISTED HAPPENED BECAUSE OF
MR. HERRIMAN'S RULES, SO IT'S ALL HIS FAULT.
WHEN I'M IN CHARGE, I'LL JUST GET RID OF ALL THE RULES,
THEREBY MAKING YOUR QUESTION MOOT.
SO BASICALLY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME A QUESTION.
>> OOH, OOH, OOH.
I HAVE A QUESTION.
>> GO AHEAD, EDUARDO.
>> UH, OK, OK, DA DA DA DA.
OOH, HERE IT IS.
THIS IS FOR FRANKIE.
WHAT IS TWO PLUS 3?
>> UH, 5?
>> SENOR HERRIMAN?
>> WELL, OF COURSE IT'S 5, YOU NUMBSKULL.
>> AZUL?
>> WELL, ED, MY OPPONENTS SAY 5, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
5 IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
I SAY 6 OR 7 OR EVEN 42.
>> [CHEERING] >> OH, GOOD GRIEF.
>> BUT THAT'S NOT A REAL QUESTION.
YOU GUYS.
>> IT IS NOW TIME FOR FINAL STATEMENTS.
MR. HERRIMAN, YOU'RE FIRST.
>> EVERYTHING AT FOSTER'S IS FINE AS IT IS.
A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR MORE OF THE SAME.
THANK YOU.
>> [BOOING] >> BLOO, YOUR TURN.
>> THANK YOU, EDUARDO.
ALL I ASK THE FRIENDS OF FOSTER'S TO CONSIDER IS THIS--
A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE FOR UTTER CHAOS AND TWO PLUS 3
EQUALING 42.
BLOO FOR PRESIDENT.
>> [CHEERING] >> SENORITA FRANKIE, IT'S YOU.
>> IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO SPOUTS NONSENSICAL GIBBERISH, GO
AHEAD AND VOTE FOR BLOO.
IF YOU WANT ALL THE DUMB LITTLE RULES TO STAY THE SAME, THEN
SURE, VOTE FOR MR. HERRIMAN.
BUT IF YOU WANT SOMEONE WHO LISTENS TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, WHO WANTS TO MAKE ALL
THE RULES FAIR SO THAT EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY, THEN VOTE FOR ME.
>> [CHEERING] FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE.
>> THAT WENT WELL, I THINK.
>> FRANKIE, FRANKIE.
>> UM, MASTER BLOO?
A WORD, IF YOU WILL.
HAVE A SEAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW, HERRY.
FRATERNIZING WITH THE COMPETITION.
>> THAT'S PRECISELY THE PROBLEM.
WE ARE NO COMPETITION FOR MISS FRANCES.
FOR SOME REASON, EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE HER.
I'M AFRAID SHE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN.
>> REALLY?
I HADN'T NOTICED.
>> ARE YOU BLIND, MAN?
CAN'T THAT WAIT?
>> OH, MAN.
WELL, WHAT DO WE DO?
>> AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME TO SAY IT, I NEED YOUR HELP,
MASTER BLOO.
I THINK WE SHOULD...
[GULP] TEAM UP.
>> WHAT, LIKE STANDING ON YOUR SHOULDERS AND WEARING AN
OVERCOAT SO IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ONE GIANT PERSON?
BEEN THERE, DIDN'T WORK.
>> NO, YOU DOLT.
THE ONLY WAY EITHER ONE OF US CAN DEFEAT MISS FRANCES IS IF
YOU RESIGN FROM THE RACE AND BECOME MY CAMPAIGN MANAGER.
>> WHAT?
WHY SHOULD I RESIGN?
WHY DON'T YOU RESIGN?
>> BECAUSE--BECAUSE...
THIS JOB IS ALL I HAVE.
IF I WERE NOT IN CHARGE OF THIS HOUSE, I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT I
WOULD DO WITH MYSELF.
>> YEAH, WELL, WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?
>> OH, IF YOU HELP ME WIN, I PROMISE NOT TO PUNISH YOU FOR A
YEAR.
>> HMM.
>> AND I'LL THROW IN 5 BUCKS.
>> DEAL.
>> NOW, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST THAT WE DO?
>> I HAVE A TRICK OR TWO LEFT UP MY SLEEVE.
SEE, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, EVERYBODY WANTS TO VOTE FOR
FRANKIE 'CAUSE THEY THINK SHE'S NICE AND SMART.
SO I SUGGEST THAT WE-- [WHISPERING]
>> MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
MMM.
>> MR. HERRIMAN--30 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE YOU CAN TRUST.
RUNNING FOSTER'S HOME AND SAVING LIVES.
FRANKIE...
SHE SAYS SHE PROMISES CHANGE, BUT SHE'S BEEN WEARING
THAT SAME FRUMPY SWEATSHIRT EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR.
HOW CAN SHE PROMISE CHANGE WHEN SHE CAN'T EVEN CHANGE HER OWN
CLOTHES?
VOTE FOR MR. HERRIMAN-- A TRUE HERO.
>> AAGH.
>> FRANKIE-- A LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.
THIS VIDEOTAPE PROVES THAT 22 YEARS AGO, SHE COULD BARELY
SPEAK A WORD AND SPENT MOST OF HER TIME SLEEPING AND CRYING.
LET ME ASK YOU, RESIDENTS OF FOSTERS, DO YOU WANT A BIG DUMB
CRYBABY RUNNING THIS HOUSE?
>> I'M MR. HERRIMAN, AND I APPROVED THIS MESSAGE.
>> BUT--BUT THAT'S ALL LIES.
>> SOME PEOPLE CLAIM OUR COMMERCIAL IS ALL LIES, BUT DID
YOU KNOW THAT THESE SAME PEOPLE WERE RAISED BY A PACK OF WILD
PIGS?
>> WHAT?
>> DIRTY, SMELLY PIGS.
HERRIMAN FOR PRESIDENT.
>> ♪ FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE SHE'S AWFULLY FAT AND STANKY
FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE ♪ >> ♪ SHE'S MEAN AND OLD
AND CRANKY ♪ >> ♪ FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE
HER MIND'S AN UTTER BLANKIE FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE ♪
>> ♪ SHE NEVER SAYS PLEASE OR THANK'EE ♪
>> ♪ FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE SHE DESERVES A SPANKIE
FRANKIE, FRANKIE, FRANKIE ♪ >> ♪ SHE ONCE ROBBED A BANKIE ♪
HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN HE'S A VERY MERRY MAN
HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN ♪ >> ♪ HE'S NOT AT ALL
A SCARY MAN ♪ >> ♪ HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN
HERRIMAN HE'S GOT A GOLDEN MANLY TAN
HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN LET'S ALL VOTE FOR HERRIMAN ♪
>> ALSO, FRANKIE IS DUMB.
>> BLOO, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATING STINKING LITTLE--
>> NAME-CALLING--THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE SUNK INTO?
FOR SHAME, FRANKIE.
FOR SHAME.
>> YAA!
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
MR. HERRIMAN AND BLOO HAVE BRAINWASHED YOU ALL INTO
THINKING I'M SOME SORT OF HORRIBLE PERSON, BUT DON'T
LISTEN TO THEM.
I'VE TAKEN CARE OF YOU FOR YEARS, AND YOU ALL KNOW ME--
THE REAL ME, NOT THE ME THEY PORTRAYED IN THOSE COMMERCIALS
AND ADMITTEDLY CATCHY SONGS.
I'VE SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE DEDICATED TO THIS HOUSE.
I HAVEN'T BECOME AN EVIL DUMB BANK-ROBBING PERSON RAISED BY
PIGS, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY.
NONE OF IT IS TRUE.
SO, FRIENDS OF FOSTER'S, YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHO DO YOU
WANT TO BELIEVE?
THE ONES THAT MAKE UP LIES TO GET YOUR VOTE?
OR ME, THE PERSON WHO LISTENS TO YOU AND SPEAKS FROM THE HEART
AND WHO TRULY CARES ABOUT THIS BIG, CRAZY HOUSE OF OURS?
ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU CONSIDER THE TRUTH AND LOOK DEEP WITHIN
YOUR SOULS AND VOTE FOR WHO YOU TRULY THINK WILL TAKE CARE OF
FOSTER'S THE BEST.
THANK YOU.
>> FRANKIE'S A DOODOO HEAD.
>> HI THERE, JACKIE.
NAME, PLEASE?
>> YOU KNOW MY NAME.
>> I KNOW, BUT I'M SORRY, YOU NEED TO TELL ME SO I CAN LOOK IT
UP IN THIS BOOK AND GIVE YOU AN OFFICIAL BALLOT, AND THEN AFTER
YOU'RE DONE VOTING, I'LL GIVE YOU A FUN STICKER THAT SAYS,
"I VOTED."
IT'S THE LAW.
>> I HATE POLITICS.
>> SENOR MAC, WHICH IS THE RIGHT ANSWER TO WIN THE STICKER?
>> THERE'S NO RIGHT ANSWER, ED.
JUST PUNCH WHO YOU WANT TO WIN.
>> I DON'T WANT TO PUNCH NO ONE.
>> PUNCH THE HOLE ON THE PAPER NEXT TO YOUR CHOICE FOR
PRESIDENT.
>> OH, OK.
WHICH ONE IS THAT?
>> WHOEVER YOU WANT.
>> I'LL HELP YOU OUT, ED.
>> YOU WILL?
GRACIAS, GRACIAS, SENOR BLOO.
>> NO PROBLEM.
JUST PUNCH HERE NEXT TO MR. HERRIMAN.
>> BUT I THINK I WANT TO PICK SENORITA FRANKIE.
>> YES, BUT ON THIS, YOU PUNCH WHO YOU DON'T WANT TO WIN.
>> OH.
I LIKE VOTING.
>> THAT'S THE LAST BALLOT.
I SHALL NOW COMPUTE THE TOTALS.
[BEEPING] THE RESULTS ARE...
ONE VOTE GOES TO COCO.
52 VOTES GO TO MR. HERRIMAN.
AND 1,287 VOTES GO TO FRANKIE.
FRANKIE WINS.
>> BOO-YAH.
>> [CHEERING] >> ♪ HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN
HERRIMAN IN THE POLLS HE WAS A BURIED MAN
HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN NO MORE STINGY SCARY MAN
HERRIMAN, HERRIMAN-- ♪ >> OH, SORRY.
I'LL BE OUT OF HERE IN A FEW MOMENTS.
JUST PACKING UP THE LAST OF MY THINGS.
>> Y-YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE, YOU KNOW.
>> OH, BUT I DO, MISS FRANCES.
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE NOW.
YOU RUN THE HOUSE.
>> I--I CAN GIVE YOU ANOTHER JOB.
>> NO, NO, THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
YOU WON THE ELECTION FAIR AND SQUARE.
IT IS CLEAR TO ME NOW THAT I AM TRULY NOT WANTED.
>> I--I-- [BELL RINGING]
[BARKING] >> AHEM.
EXCUSE ME, GOOD SIR.
I SAW YOU HAD A JOB OPENING FOR A RABBIT.
>> SURE, YOU BETCHA.
HOW FAST DO YOU RUN?
>> WELL, NOT TOO FAST.
>> HMM.
YOU A FAST HEALER?
>> E-EXCUSE ME.
I READ YOU HAD A POSITION AVAILABLE FOR AN EASTER BUNNY.
>> THAT PAPER'S 8 MONTHS OLD.
>> SO THE JOB'S TAKEN?
OH, I DON'T HAVE EXPERIENCE PER SE.
AND I'M QUITE IMAGINARY.
DRAT.
THAT'S JUST DISCRIMINATORY.
YES, YES, I'M ANY OLD LOSER.
IT'S PERFECT.
>> [CLAMORING] >> PAPER OR PLASTIC?
>> OH, EITHER IS FINE-- MR. HERRIMAN?
>> OH, HELLO, MISS FRANCES.
UM, DID YOU SAY PAPER OR PLASTIC?
>> OH, UM, EITHER.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WELL, I NEEDED TO FIND ANOTHER JOB.
>> MR. HERRIMAN, YOU SHOULD REALLY COME BACK TO FOSTER'S.
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
>> OH, BUT I DO.
YOU SEE, I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE NOW TO OCCUPY MY
TIME.
I NEED TO FEEL USEFUL.
>> BUT WE COULD USE YOU AT THE HOUSE.
REALLY, YOU CAN HAVE...
MY OLD JOB.
>> OH, NO, NO.
I THINK THIS IS FOR THE BEST.
BESIDES, I LIKE THIS JOB.
>> HERRIMAN, QUIT YAMMERING WITH THE CUSTOMERS.
GET TO WORK.
>> YES, SIR.
HERE YOU ARE, MISS.
>> OH, OK.
WELL, IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU.
>> PAPER OR PLASTIC?
>> HE JUST LOOKED SO SAD.
>> WELL, DEARIE, THIS JOB WAS HIS LIFE, YOU KNOW.
>> I KNOW, BUT I DO IT SO MUCH BETTER.
>> TRUE AS TRUFFLES, DEAR.
TRUE AS TRUFFLES, BUT WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT
RESPONSIBILITY.
>> SO, YOU'RE SAYING NOW THAT I HAVE THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE
HOUSE, I SHOULD USE POWER TO-- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
>> OH, NOTHING.
I FEEL LIKE RENTING A DVD.
SOMETHING ACTIONY.
HA HA HA!
ANYWHOOSEN, HERE'S YOUR FIRST PAYCHECK FOR HOUSE PRESIDENT.
DON'T SPEND IT ALL AT ONCE.
>> WAIT A SECOND.
THIS IS LESS THAN I EARNED FOR MY OLD JOB.
>> OH, I FORGOT.
HERE'S YOUR BONUS.
>> AND SO, AFTER MUCH THOUGHT, CONSIDERING ALL THE FACTORS,
I'VE DECIDED TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR OLD JOB AS HOUSE PRESIDENT.
>> THIS IS THE KINDEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER DONE FOR ME.
YOU WON'T REGRET IT, MISS FRANCES.
AFTER EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU, FOR YOU TO SEE IT IN YOUR
HEART TO REINSTATE ME IS JUST MORE THAN I DESERVE.
>> DON'T BE SILLY.
YOU DESERVE EVERY PENNY IT PAYS.
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