[BELL RINGING] >> [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
>> [BEEPING] >> AAH!
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU, DORKFACE.
>> MMM, IT'S POINDEXTER DORKFACE III.
>> SO, YOU FINALLY GOT YOURSELF ADOPTED, HUH?
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
>> OH, 13.79 TO 1, GIVE OR TAKE 3%.
>> THERE WE GO.
>> [BEEPING] OH, THANKS.
>> AHEM.
>> [BEEPING] >> YOU THINK I'M DOING THIS FOR
MY HEALTH?
GIVE ME YOUR PADDLEBALL GAME.
>> WHAT, YOU MEAN THIS?
DON'T YOU HAVE, LIKE, 100 OF THESE?
>> THEY'RE ALL BROKEN.
SEE?
BUT YOURS WORKS PERFECT.
COME ON, I CARRIED YOUR BAGS.
I ALMOST BROKE MY BACK.
OHH, OHH...
>> FINE.
>> YES!
>> I THOUGHT YOU WERE AFTER MY ROOM.
>> HUH?
>> I HAVE A SINGLE AND NOW THAT I'M MOVING OUT, IT'S EMPTY.
>> WAIT.
YOU HAD YOUR OWN ROOM?
YOU CAN DO THAT?
WHO GETS IT NOW?
>> OH, WHOEVER WANTS IT, I GUESS.
>> [GASP] >> HIYA, MOOSE, YOU READY TO GO?
>> SURE AM, POINDEXTER.
YOU DO MY HOMEWORK?
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> OUT OF MY WAY!
IT'S GLORIOUS!
♪ I'M GONNA GET MY OWN ROOM!
I'M GONNA GET MY OWN ROOM!
OH, I'M GONNA GET MY OWN ROOM! ♪ >> COCO COCO COCO?
>> COCO!
I DIDN'T SEE YA.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> COCO COCO CO.
>> MOVING?
HA HA HA HA!
AH...
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
I LIVE IN THIS CRAMPED, STUFFY ROOM WITH YOU, EDUARDO, AND
WILT.
MOVING?
COCO, YOU CARD, YOU.
>> HEY, BLOO.
HEARD YOU GOT YOUR OWN ROOM.
>> COCO COCO COCO!
>> NO, HE SAID I GOT MY OWN GLOOM.
I'VE BEEN VERY DEPRESSED.
>> COCO COCO COCO.
>> I DON'T CARE WHO YOU TALK TO.
THAT ROOM IS MINE!
IT WAS BEQUEATHED TO ME.
>> HERE'S POINDEXTER'S EXIT PAPERWORK.
7 COPIES, ALL NOTARIZED.
>> NOT SO FAST.
I SPY AN UNCROSSED "T," AND THIS "I" COULD HARDLY BE DESCRIBED AS
DOTTED.
>> THERE!
NOW CAN YOU TELL ME WHO'S MOVING INTO HIS ROOM?
I'VE GOT A TON OF CHORES TO GET DONE AND IF I'VE GOT TO GET THE
ROOM READY-- [DOOR SLAMS]
>> COCO COCO!
>> GREAT.
COCO GETS IT.
>> JUST A MOMENT.
AS HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD, I DECIDE HOW ROOMS SHOULD BE DISTRIBUTED.
>> WHAT'S TO DECIDE?
COCO'S A GIRL, AND SHE'S BEEN LIVING WITH A BUNCH OF SWEATY,
SMELLY BOYS.
>> COCO!
>> EXACTLY.
WHO SNORE!
>> MISS FRANCES, I SEE NO REASON WHY MISS COCO BEING OF THE
FEMALE PERSUASION SHOULD NECESSITATE HER POSSESSING HER
OWN ABODE.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> [GULP] >> [STRAINING]
>> HA HA!
PULL ME!
>> ED, THIS ISN'T A RIDE.
GET OFF!
>> THEN WHY YOU HAVE YOUR MATTRESS OUT HERE?
>> BLOO GOT HIS OWN ROOM.
>> YOU!
>> SENOR BLOO, IS THIS TRUE?
[CRYING] >> IT'S OK, ED.
YOU'LL STILL HAVE WILT AND COCO TO KEEP YOU COMPANY.
>> I DON'T WANT COMPANY.
I WANT MY OWN ROOM!
>> WHAT?
>> SI!
I DESERVE IT MUY MORE THAN YOU.
>> YOU DO NOT!
I'VE DESERVED IT SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME!
IT'S MY BIRTHRIGHT.
>> I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO MANY FEMALE CONCERNS.
MISS FRANCES, PLEASE MOVE MISS COCO'S POSSESSIONS IN POSTHASTE.
>> AWESOME.
COME ON, COCO.
>> SENOR HERRIMAN, I MUST HAVE THE ROOM.
I CANNOT LIVE WITH THEM ANY LONGER.
>> COCO CO?
>> MASTER EDUARDO, I THOUGHT YOU ENJOYED SHARING LIVING QUARTERS
WITH MASTER WILT AND BLOOREGARD AND--
>> NOT THEM.
THE SPIDERS.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.
>> LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
>> NO, THAT'S OK.
NO, NO!
>> DON'T BE SILLY, BLOO.
I DON'T MIND.
NOW, WHERE YOU HEADED?
>> NOWHERE.
>> HA HA HA.
YOU HAVE TO BE GOING SOMEWHERE.
>> NO, I REALLY--I WASN'T GOING--I DON'T KNOW WHERE.
UH, NOTHING.
NO WAY!
YOU'RE NOT TELLING WILT ABOUT THE ROOM, TOO!
>> ROOM?
THAT'S RIGHT.
POINDEXTER MOVED OUT, DIDN'T HE?
>> NICE GOING.
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE IT.
IT'S MINE.
>> OH, I DON'T NEED MY OWN ROOM.
BESIDES, YOU DESERVE ONE MUCH MORE THAN ME.
AND HEY, IF YOU LEAVE, MAYBE I CAN HAVE A BED TO SLEEP IN
AGAIN.
>> EXACTLY.
SO, LET'S GO.
>> THIS DOORWAY SURE IS TALL.
I DON'T NEED TO DUCK AT-- >> SO, EVERY NIGHT IT IS AN
EVERLASTING NIGHTMARE.
>> THAT DOES IT, THEN.
NO QUESTION.
MASTER EDUARDO GETS THE ROOM.
>> COCO?
>> GREAT.
LET'S GET YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS, ED.
>> NO!
>> I WANT THE ROOM!
>> MASTER WILT, WHY WOULD YOU DESIRE A ROOM WITH SUCH TALL
CEILINGS, A LONG BED, AND BASKETBALL WALLPAPER?
OH, I DO SEE YOUR POINT.
VERY WELL.
IT GOES TO MASTER WILT, THEN.
>> NO!
>> WILT, YOU CAN'T.
BECAUSE IF YOU TAKE IT, YOU'LL BE HURTING MY FEELINGS.
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT, AND THE THING IS, I
REALLY DON'T CARE.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] >> EVERYBODY JUST HOLD ON.
THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMETHING IN THE RULEBOOK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN A ROOM OPENS UP.
>> I'M AFRAID, MISS FRANCES, THERE IS NOT.
>> THEN MAKE ONE UP!
>> VERY WELL.
LET'S SEE THEN.
AHEM.
I, MR. HERRIMAN, BEING OF SOUND BODY, MIND, AND SPIRIT, DO
DECLARE ON THIS DAY, WEDNESDAY AT--
>> HURRY UP!
>> I DECREE THAT WHENEVER A ROOM MAKES ITSELF AVAILABLE, THE WAY
WE SHALL DETERMINE WHO RECEIVES IT IS...
YOU SHALL WORK IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES.
>> WHAT?
>> GOOD DAY!
>> PHBBT!
OUT OF MY WAY!
HA HA HA!
SUCKER!
>> NEED A HAND?
>> BOUNCY, BOUNCY, BOUNCY.
BOUNCY?
>> AAH!
[CRASHING] >> COCO!
[TRAIN CHUGGING] >> COCO CO!
>> I WIN!
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
FIRST INSIDE GETS IT!
>> EWW!
>> I WIN, I WIN, I--WILT?
>> COCO CO CO CO?
>> SECRET PASSAGEWAY.
>> AY, CARAMBA.
THIS ROOM GETS BETTER AND BETTER.
>> COCO COCO COCO.
>> YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT.
YOU ONLY KNEW THAT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN THE HOUSE THE
LONGEST.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
AND I'VE NEVER HAD MY OWN ROOM.
WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME.
>> WELL, YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS ONE BECAUSE--BECAUSE--
MY STUFF'S IN HERE, SO I ALREADY LIVE HERE.
♪ MY STUFF'S HERE SO I LIVE IN THE ROOM
OH, MY STUFF'S HERE SO I LIVE IN THE ROOM
MY STUFF'S HERE SO I LIVE IN THE ROOM ♪
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, NOW YOU LIVE IN THE TRASH!
NOW THAT THE BIG OLD CHEATER IS GONE, WE DECIDE THIS LIKE
ADULTS.
EENIE, MEENIE, MINEY, MOE.
CATCH THE TIGER BY THE TOE.
IF HE IS HOLLERING, LET HIM GO.
AND YOU ARE THE ONE TO GET THE ROOM.
BECAUSE THE ONE WHO GETS THE ROOM IS THE ONE WHO GETS IT.
IT IS GOLDY...
DY.
I WIN.
>> NO WAY.
I'M SORRY, BUT UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> UH-UH.
>> YEAH-HUH.
>> FELLAS, FELLAS, FELLAS.
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
LOOK AT US FIGHTING OVER THIS ROOM.
IT'S A DUMP!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T MIND.
I'LL TAKE THE ROOM.
ONLY I DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS FILTH.
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU DEFINITELY DON'T DESERVE IT.
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP IT CLEAN.
>> YES, I CAN.
>> SEE? SEE?
>> YOU GO IN THERE AND PICK ONE OF THEM TO GET THE ROOM.
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S FAIR.
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S UNFAIR.
I JUST WANT IT DONE.
YOU GOT THAT, RABBIT?
>> GO!
>> SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
>> GATHER ROUND, EVERYONE.
GATHER ROUND, I SAY.
I SEE NOW IT WAS AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT TO MAKE YOU DECIDE
AMONGST YOURSELVES.
THEREFORE, I'VE DECIDED ON A NEW RULE, WHICH IS, THE ROOM SHALL
GO TO THE BIGGEST, BECAUSE THEY NEED MOST ROOM.
NOW, GOOD DAY.
>> WHAT?
>> WHOO-HOO!
I WIN!
HE MEANT BIGGEST FOR YOUR SIZE.
I'M HUGE FOR MY SIZE.
>> SORRY, BLOO.
EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M THE BIGGEST.
>> YOU IS THE TALLEST.
I AM BIGGEST.
I HAVE THE MOST MUSCLES.
>> I'M SORRY, ED, BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE.
YOU'RE ALL FUR.
I'M A LEAN, MEAN, MUSCLE MACHINE.
LOOK AT THAT.
>> I DO THAT!
I DO THAT!
>> COCO CO.
COCO CO!
>> AM I DOING IT?
AM I DOING IT?
>> ♪ YOU CAN'T DO IT YOU CAN'T DO IT ♪
>> THAT'S NOT MUSCLES.
I SHOW YOU MUSCLES.
[GRUNTING] ♪ YOU CAN'T DO IT
YOU CAN'T DO IT ♪ HA HA HA!
>> LET ME GIVE IT A SHOT.
>> WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?
>> PEANUT BUTTER.
>> COCO CO CO?
>> I'M MORE OF A JAM MAN, MYSELF.
>> I'M SORRY, PEANUT BUTTER, BUT THE ROOM IS JUST BETWEEN US.
>> WHY?
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPETE AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS.
I LIVE IN THE HOUSE, TOO.
WHAT'S THIS, THE WILT, ED, AND COCO SHOW?
>> NO, IT'S THE BLOO SHOW.
NOW, GET OUT OF THE WAY.
>> COCO COCO CO.
>> YEAH, GOOD POINT, COCO.
IT SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST BRAINS.
OOH, I GUESS THAT'S ME.
>> I AM WAY SMARTER THAN SENOR BLOO.
>> OH, YEAH?
PROVE IT.
>> COCO COCO COCO!
>> HOW ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT?
>> COCO COCO CO!
>> I DON'T GET IT.
WHAT DO WE DO?
>> IS THIS OK?
>> EAT IT?
ARE WE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT?
[ALARM RINGS] >> COCO COCO COCO!
>> OH, THE BUCKET GOES ON TOP.
>> ♪ COCO COCO COCO CO COCO COCO COCO CO
COCO COCO COCO CO CO ♪
>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.
YOU KNOW THE ANSWER BECAUSE YOU MAKE UP THE GAME.
>> YEAH.
IF WE'RE GOING TO COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER, IT SHOULD BE
A GAME WITH RULES THAT WE ALL KNOW.
YOUR TURN.
WHAT?
>> NO WAY.
IF WE PLAY A GAME, IT SHOULD BE SOMETHING WHERE WE'RE ALL EVENLY
MATCHED.
HE LIED TO ME.
HE SAID THIS ONE WASN'T BROKEN.
THAT'S IT!
I'M NOT WASTING ANY MORE OF MY TIME.
YOU GUYS KEEP GOING.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
GOOD-BYE.
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
FIRST ONE TO TOUCH THE TREE GETS THE ROOM.
WHOO-HOO!
>> SORRY, BLOO.
>> NO, THAT DOESN'T COUNT, BECAUSE YOU HAD TO TOUCH THAT
TREE.
I MEAN, NOT THAT TREE.
THAT ONE!
[PANTING] OUT THE WAY!
I MEAN THE TREE IN THE KITCHEN.
>> THERE'S NO TREES IN HERE.
>> MAKE SANDWICHES.
AND EAT 'EM.
YOU HAVE TO EAT 'EM!
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THIS PLACE IS A MESS!
>> FIRST ONE TO CLEAN IT GETS THE ROOM.
>> NOW--NOW YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM.
AND, UH, DUST THE LIBRARY.
PUT FRIENDS DOWN FOR A NAP.
LULLABY PLAYING] [WHISPERING]
FOLD LAUNDRY.
>> AH, MISS FRANCES.
THERE YOU ARE.
I WAS DOING SOME CONTEMPLATING, AND I BELIEVE YOU'RE RIGHT.
THE RULES I'VE LAID DOWN THUS FAR COULD DO WITH SOME
IMPROVEMENT.
>> NO, THE RULES ARE FINE.
IRON THOSE SHIRTS!
>> NO, NO, NO, NO.
A NEW RULE IS MOST DEFINITELY IN ORDER.
>> THERE'S A NEW RULE?
>> NO!
IT'S THE SAME RULE.
GO BACK TO WORK.
AND YOU, GET OUT OF HERE.
>> DEAR ME.
>> WHOEVER GETS THE HAT WINS THE ROOM.
>> NO!
>> COCO!
>> HOT POTATO!
>> STOP THIS INSTANT.
CEASE AND DESIST, I SAY.
>> OH, I KNOW A RULE.
THEY SHOULD CLEAN THE ATTIC OR SWEEP THE PORCH.
>> NO!
THE NEW RULE IS MASTER MAC DECIDES.
>> HUH?
>> WHO'S GOING TO GET IT, MASTER MAC?
WHO'S GOING TO GET IT?
>> UH...
>> NO, NOT SENOR BLOO.
>> I--HIM.
HE'S GOING TO GET IT.
>> YES!
>> NO!
>> WHAT?
WHAT'D I DO?
>> COCO COCO COCO.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE IN TROUBLE.
>> PLEASE!
WHEN AM I EVER IN TROUBLE?
>> IT'S OK, MAC.
THIS ROOM'S FINE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T THINK OF THE AWESOMENESS
NEXT DOOR.
SHOOT, I JUST DID.
UH, DID IT AGAIN.
MAN, I JUST CAN'T STOP.
>> [GRUNTING] THERE.
AT LEAST THIS IS DONE.
ENJOY THE ROOM, PEANUT BUTTER.
>> YOU BET I WILL.
>> READING?
HE'S USING THE ROOM TO READ?
>> I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S JUST A WASTE.
YOU CAN READ ANYWHERE.
>> COCO COCO COCO!
>> WE DESERVE MY ROOM WAY MORE THAN SENOR BUTTER.
>> YOU MEAN MY ROOM, ED.
>> SORRY, GUYS, BUT MR. HERRIMAN SAID THE ROOM WAS PERFECT FOR
ME.
>> [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] >> DO YOU GUYS MIND KEEPING IT
DOWN A BIT?
APPRECIATE IT.
>> A-ONE, A-TWO, A-1, 2, 3, 4.
[MUSIC PLAYING] >> LOUDER.
LOUDER!
>> WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?
>> OH, HEY THERE, NEIGHBOR.
WE'RE JUST PRACTICING OUR OOMPA BAND.
>> SI, WE PRACTICE ALL THE TIME.
>> IF IT'S TOO LOUD FOR YOU, I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE.
>> TOO LOUD?
I CAME BY TO SAY CRANK IT UP.
I LOVE OOMPA MUSIC.
>> [CRYING] >> IT'S OK, ED.
THERE'S GOTTA BE A WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF THAT TOTALLY AWESOME
ROOM.
>> COCO COCO.
>> COCO, I THINK IF WE DID THAT, WE'D GO TO JAIL.
>> WAIT A MINUTE!
WHAT IF THE ROOM WASN'T TOTALLY AWESOME?
>> HE'S COMING!
>> SURPRISE!
>> WE DECIDED TO REDECORATE.
LIKE IT?
>> LIKE IT?
LIKE IT?
I LOVE IT!
>> HUH?
>> I HATED THAT BASKETBALL WALLPAPER.
AND THAT BED WAS WAY TOO LONG.
COOL SPIDERS!
I LOVE SPIDERS.
>> AAH!
>> BUT THERE'S TRASH EVERYWHERE.
>> I DON'T MIND.
THE KID WHO IMAGINED ME WAS A SLOB.
>> HE WAS?
>> MMM, THE TRASH KIND OF MAKES IT FEEL LIKE HOME.
YEP, HOME SWEET HOME.
[YELLING] >> GUYS, WAIT!
[STILL YELLING] >> [PANTING]
>> [ALL PANTING] >> HEY, THAT WAS A HECK OF A
WORKOUT.
I SHOULD GO RUNNING WITH YOU GUYS EVERY DAY.
>> I HATE YOU.
>> PEANUT BUTTER, OVER HERE.
THIS IS JERRY.
HE'S IN THE OOMPA BAND AT MY SCHOOL.
>> YOU LIKE OOMPA MUSIC?
>> ALMOST AS MUCH AS SPIDERS.
>> PEANUT BUTTER AND JERRY.
I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD GO GREAT TOGETHER.
>> SO LONG, GUYS.
>> I KNEW YOU'D PULL THROUGH FOR ME, MAC.
>> UM, SENOR MAC PULL THROUGH FOR ME.
>> I'M SORRY, BUT YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE THE ROOM, RIGHT, MAC?
>> [SCREECHING "COCO, COCO"] >> [ARGUING]
>> CLEAN THE FAUCET!
SWEEP THE FLOORS!
VACUUM THE FOYER!
>> I AM PUTTING A STOP TO THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
THE ROOM GOES TO WHOEVER CAN DO THIS.
LOOK AT THAT.
HA HA!
LOOK AT THAT.
>> NO!
THEY'RE DRAWING STRAWS.
>> I DID IT!
I WIN!
>> LIKE THIS.
SEE?
EVERYBODY PICKS.
AND THE ONE WITH THE SHORTEST STRAW GETS IT.
>> AHH, THIS IS THE LIFE.
AAH!
HELP ME!
AAH!
>> DON'T WORRY, ED, I GOT HIM.
YOU WANT ME TO STAY WITH YOU FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
>> [SNORING] [SLAM]
[ALL SNORING] >> ED?
WILT?
COCO?
EVERYBODY'S GONE.
I GOT MY OWN ROOM.
FINALLY!
I GOT MY OWN ROOM!
YIPPEE!
I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ANY OF THEM EVER AGAIN!
IT'S JUST ME!
ALL ALONE.
EVERY NIGHT.
JUST ME.
GUYS?
WILT, COULD YOU MOVE OVER?
>> OK.
[THUD] >> BOOYA.
>> IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT ANOTHER NEW ROOM HAS OPENED
UP IN THE HOUSE.
WE'VE HAD SOME PROBLEMS IN THE PAST REGARDING THIS MATTER, SO
AT MISS FRANCES' URGING, I'VE INSTITUTED A NEW RULE, WHICH
I BELIEVE IS FAIR TO ALL.
I HAVE LOCKED THE ROOM, AND SOMEWHERE IN THIS HOUSE I'VE
HIDDEN THE KEY.
[ALL TALKING] WHOEVER FINDS IT FIRST WINS
THE ROOM!
GOOD LUCK!
[YELLING] [CRASHING, GLASS BREAKING]
THAT WENT RATHER WELL, I THINK.
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