EARLY BIRD SAVES NINE.
QUIT YOUR DILLYDALLYING AND GET THE LEAD OUT.
>> Wilt: OKAY, SO, WE'RE NOT SELLING THIS, THEN?
>> Madame Foster: NO!
>> Wilt: PHEW!
>> Ed: UH, WHO ARE WE MEETING WITH AGAIN?
>> Frankie: WE'RE NOT MEETING WITH ANYBODY.
IT'S CALLED A SWAP MEET.
IT'S WHERE PEOPLE GO TO SELL...A FEW THINGS.
>> Madame Foster: HEY, HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA HAVE ROOM IN THE
HOUSE FOR ALL THE JUNK WE'RE GONNA BUY UNLESS WE UNLOAD ALL
THIS JUNK ON SOME UNSUSPECTING SAP?
>> Bloo: YEAH, BUT WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO SO EARLY?
BETTER YET, WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO AT ALL?
>> Mac: AW, COME ON, BLOO.
TRY AND HAVE A BETTER ATTITUDE.
IT'LL BE FUN.
THERE'S ALL KINDS OF COOL THINGS TO BUY.
>> Frankie: YEAH, YOU MIGHT FIND SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE.
>> Mac: YEAH, LIKE A BRAIN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> Frankie: NO, SERIOUSLY.
THEY HAVE THOSE IN LITTLE GLASS JARS.
>> Madame Foster: 10 BUCKS.
>> PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME AND PURPOSE FOR THE RECORD.
>> Frankie: PURPOSE?
YOU MEAN, LIKE, PURPOSE IN LIFE?
>> WHAT?
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE, LADY?
>> Frankie: NO, HAROLD.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME.
>> ALL SELLERS NEED TO ENTER FROM THE SIDE ENTRANCE.
THANK YOU.
[ HORNS HONKING ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CHILDREN SHOUTING ] >> Frankie: WE'RE GONNA GO TRY
AND FIND SOME EARLY-BIRD SPECIALS.
AND DON'T TRY WHAT YOU TRIED LAST TIME.
REMEMBER, WE STILL NEED TO GET HOME.
>> Madame Foster: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.
>> Wilt: [ GRUNTS ] [ GRUNTS ]
>> Madame Foster: CAREFUL WITH
THAT, WILT.
IT'S AN ANTIQUE.
>> Wilt: [ SIGHS ] OH.
>> Mr. Herriman: $63, $64, $65.
>> HOW MUCH FOR THIS?
>> Mr. Herriman: $66, $67...
>> Madame Foster: CAN'T DO LESS THAN $80.
>> Mr. Herriman: $75.
>> OH, HOW ABOUT $70?
>> Mr. Herriman: $76.
>> Madame Foster: $77.
>> Mr. Herriman: $77.
>> $74?
>> Mr. Herriman: $78.
>> Madame Foster: $76.
>> Mr. Herriman: $79.
>> $75?
>> Mr. Herriman: $80.
>> UM, OKAY! $80.
>> Frankie: YOU LIKE THAT, COCO?
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING SOFTLY ] >> 7 BUCKS.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> ARE YOU CRAZY, LADY?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THESE GO FOR IN JAPAN?
>> Frankie: ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT 7 BUCKS AND YOU THROW IN
THE LAVA LAMP?
>> 8 BUCKS.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> FINE, FINE.
THE ROCKIN' BIRD, THE LAVA LAMP, AND THE VAMPIRE TEETH FOR $8,
OKAY?
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKS ] [ BOTH SIGH ]
>> Bloo: MAC, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
IT'S PERFECT!
>> Mac: PERFECTLY DISGUSTING.
>> Bloo: HEY, HOW MUCH FOR THE MONGOOSE COBRA THINGY?
>> OH, THAT?
THAT ONE'S FREE.
>> Bloo: FREE?! YES!
>> DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA.
$300.
>> Mac: FOR THAT?
BUT IT'S SO GROSS.
>> REGARDLESS, IT IS STILL $300.
>> Mac: ACK! COME ON, BLOO.
>> Bloo: MY GOOD MAN, UNLIKE MY PRIMITIVE, UNCULTURED,
NEANDERTHAL COMPANION HERE, I AM A CONNOISSEUR OF THE FINER
THINGS IN LIFE.
SO, I CAN MOST CERTAINLY APPRECIATE THE INTRINSIC VALUE
OF A TRUE PIECE OF HIGH ART SUCH AS THIS.
BUT, SIR, I IMPLORE YOU -- $300?!
WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?!
>> TAKE YOU FOR.
OKAY, DEAL. $400.
>> Bloo: RIP-OFF ARTIST!
>> Mac: NO, NOT AGAIN.
>> Ed: "OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!" "OH, YES, I DID!"
HEY! WATCH IT!
YOU COULD HAVE CRUSHED THE BABY.
$100?
MADAME FOSTER! MADAME FOSTER!
MADAME FOSTER!
MADAME FOSTER! MADAME FOSTER!
>> IF YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE ALL THIS MESS AND WALK AWAY WITHOUT
PICKING UP AFTER YOURSELF, THEN YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
>> Bloo: COME ON!
NOBODY'S GONNA BUY THIS.
YOU PROBABLY HAD IT SITTING THERE FOR A MILLION YEARS!
>> INDEED. AN ANTIQUE.
I STAND FIRM.
$300 AS IS. NO LESS.
>> Bloo: HOW MUCH YOU GOT?
>> Mac: UM, SOME GREEN LINT AND SOME BLUISH-GRAY LINT.
I THINK THE GREEN MIGHT BE MORE RARE.
>> ACTUALLY, IT IS THE PURPLISH LINT THAT IS THE MOST RARE.
YOU GET ME SOME OF THAT, AND I WILL KNOCK $200 OFF.
>> Bloo: [ SQUEALS ] >> Ed: MADAME FOSTER!
MADAME FOSTER!
>> Bloo: [ GASPS ] AAH!
>> Ed: OW!
>> Bloo: SOLD!
>> OKEYDOKEY.
>> Mac: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT.
IT'S NOT YOURS.
>> Bloo: IT'S NOT YOURS EITHER.
BESIDES, I NEED IT.
>> NO MONEY, NO HONEY.
>> Ed: STOP!
YOU'RE GONNA RIP IT.
THEN HOW DO I FIND OUT WHOSE IT IS?
>> Mac: ED, I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
I WANT TO HELP YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
DID ANYONE LOSE A $100 BILL?
>> I DID!
>> IT'S MINE!
>> YES, I DID.
[ SHOUTING OVER EACH OTHER ]
>> Mac: NO, ED, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
HE DOES NOT NEED IT, IT'S NOT MAGIC, AND HE'S NOT DYING.
>> Bloo: LIFE...SLIPPING AWAY.
NEED...COBRA...MAGIC!
GOOD...BYE, ED.
>> Ed: OH, BYE-BYE.
SO, YOU MEAN IT?
>> Mac: YEP, THAT'S YOUR MONEY.
YOU FOUND IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
YOU SPEND IT HOWEVER YOU WANT AND DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO
TELLS YOU -- THE ENTIRE COLLECTION FROM '78
THROUGH '81.
COULD IT BE?
IT'S ALL HERE! EVERY LAST PIECE!
MY ENTIRE COLLECTION!
I SOLD ALL THESE TO RAISE MONEY FOR THAT DUMB SPACE WEREWOLF
MOVIE YOU MADE.
>> Bloo: [ SCOFFS ] ROBOT SPACE WEREWOLF.
GET IT RIGHT.
>> Mac: YEP, I RECOGNIZE THIS SCRATCH, AND TERRENCE DREW THIS.
SEE?
>> Bloo: NO, THAT WAS ME.
GOT BORED.
>> Mac: WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
WHEE!
[ LAUGHS ] LOOK! IT'S ONLY $99.99!
>> Ed: BE COOL, HOMIE.
BUT YOU SAY IT'S MY MONEY.
I BUY WHAT I WANT.
>> Mac: YES, BUY WHAT I WANT.
>> Bloo: COBRA POWER!
>> Mac: SOLD!
>> Ed: UH, SORRY.
I GOT TO THINK ABOUT IT STILL.
LO SIENTO.
>> Wilt: [ GASPING ] >> Madame Foster: LET'S SEE.
BETTER PUT THAT ONE OUT FRONT.
HMM, BETTER YET, PUT IT BACK ON THE BUS.
I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAR TO PART WITH IT.
>> Ed: MADAME FO-- >> Madame Foster: OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT, WILT?
JUST FORGET IT. LET'S SELL IT.
I'LL FIGURE OUT SOMETHING ELSE TO DO ON MY THURSDAY NIGHTS.
[ LAUGHS ] YES? WHAT IS IT, DEAR?
>> Ed: I FOUND THIS.
WHOA!
[ SIZZLING ] YOU OKAY?
>> Wilt: [ GASPING ] TOO...HOT.
SO...HOT.
NEED...WATER.
[ MOANING ] >> HI-DEE-HOO.
CAN I HELP YOU?
>> Ed: WHY, UM, HI-DEE-HAN.
YES, YOU CAN.
>> SUPER.
>> Ed: I FINALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY MONEY.
>> DUPER.
>> Ed: I HELP MY DYING FRIEND NOT TO DIE.
ONE LEMONADE, PLEASE.
>> SHUCKS.
THAT'S TOO BIG FOR MY BRITCHES.
I CAN'T BREAK A $100.
>> Ed: OKAY.
TWO LEMONADES, THEN.
>> OOH, GOOD-GOSH-A-DOCIOUS.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO MAKE CHANGE.
SORRY.
IS THAT OKAY?
>> Wilt: [ WHIMPERS ] LEMON...
>> Ed: SEÑOR HERRIMAN, CAN YOU BREAK THIS?
>> Mr. Herriman: MY, MY.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>> Ed: I FOUNDED IT.
>> Mr. Herriman: THAT'S A TIDY SUM FOR SUCH A YOUNG LAD.
AND TELL ME, MY CHARMING, WELL-TO-DO FRIEND, WHAT DO YOU
PLAN TO DO WITH IT?
>> Ed: BUY LEMONADE.
>> Mr. Herriman: LEMONADE?
I SAY.
I THINK YOU COULD FIND A BETTER USE FOR IT THAN THAT.
INVEST IN THE FUTURE, MY BOY -- STOCKS, BONDS.
OR BETTER YET, LET ME INVEST IT FOR YOU.
WE COULD BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH AND MAKE A FORTUNE.
I COULD BE YOUR ADVISOR.
I WOULD NEED TO BE COMPENSATED, OF COURSE, 10% -- NO, 15%.
>> Madame Foster: ADVISOR?
PLEASE!
YOU JUST TRY AND KEEP THE CHANGE STRAIGHT IN THE CASHBOX,
BUNNY BOY.
NOW, DON'T YOU LISTEN TO THAT MISER, DEARY.
JUST LET SWEET OLD GRANNY TELL YOU THE MOST SENSIBLE THING TO
DO WITH THAT FORTUITOUS FORTUNE YOU'VE GOT THERE, PUMPKIN.
SPEND IT!
LOOK AT ALL THE WONDERFUL ITEMS ON SALE HERE TODAY, ALL PRICED
TO SELL.
NOW, WHAT ABOUT FROSTY OVER THERE?
HE'S GOING FAST.
OOH, AND JUST LOOK AT THE SPRING OF THIS MATTRESS.
I CAN PRACTICALLY GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL LOVE THIS BED.
>> Ed: I DO LOVE IT, BECAUSE THAT IS MY BED.
>> Madame Foster: SEE?
NOW, IF THAT'S NOT A GUARANTEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
>> Bloo: HEY, DON'T BUY ANY OF HER JUNK.
WHAT I REALLY NEED IS A MAGNIFICENT MONGOOSE STATUE
BEING ATTACKED BY FOUR SPITTING COBRA SNAKES!
IT'S A GLORIOUS SYMBOL OF FREEDOM, IT'S...
>> Mac: HIDEOUS.
PLUS THAT THING IS $300, REMEMBER?
THINK ABOUT IT.
"ROCKET WARS," THE WHOLE SET FROM '78 TO '81.
WE'D HAVE ENOUGH FIGURES TO RE-ENACT THE ENTIRE REBEL
ASSAULT SCENE FROM THE FIRST MOVIE AS WELL AS THE ICE MOON
BATTLE IN THE SECOND AT THE SAME TIME!
>> Wilt: LEMON...ADE.
>> Mr. Herriman: MONEY MARKET ACCOUNTS, MUTUAL FUNDS, FOREIGN
LAND AND PRODUCTS.
INVEST, BOY!
>> Madame Foster: I'LL GIVE YOU ALL 26 OF THOSE PRE-OWNED
TOOTHPICKS, FREE DELIVERY.
[ ALL SHOUTING ] >> Frankie: WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> Ed: I FOUNDED IT ON THE GROUND, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO
DO WITH IT.
>> Frankie: YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
NOW, ED, THAT'S YOUR MONEY.
YOU FOUND IT FAIR AND SQUARE.
YOU SPEND IT HOWEVER YOU WANT.
DON'T LISTEN TO WHAT ANYONE ELSE TELLS YOU.
NOW, IS THERE SOMETHING THAT YOU REALLY WANT?
>> Ed: A DOLLHOUSE WITH A RED SPORTS CAR.
>> Frankie: WELL, DON'T WE ALL?
NO, I WAS THINKING OF SOMETHING MORE --
>> ARE YOU TIRED OF SPENDING HOURS AND HOURS ON YOUR KNEES,
SCRUBBING OUT THE STAINS IN YOUR CARPET?
HAVE YOU HAD IT WITH YOUR ARMS CRAMPING UP FROM POLISHING THOSE
MISERABLE FLOORS?
>> Frankie: YES.
>> DO YOU FEEL LIKE A SLAVE TO THE FILTH OF YOUR HOUSEHOLD?
>> Frankie: YES...I...DO!
>> THEN BREAK THOSE SHACKLES AND SET YOURSELF FREE!
PRESENTING THE ZAMBINI GS12 AUTOMATED, ALL-PURPOSE
INDOOR/OUTDOOR CLEANING CAR AND VACUUM.
BRUSH, CLEANING FLUID, GAS, AND DIRT NOT INCLUDED.
>> Frankie: YES! YES! YES!
>> Ed: FRANKIE?
>> AND WITH THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME OFFER, YOU,
TOO, CAN RIDE HIGH ON THE HOG OF CLEANING VEHICLES, A TOTAL
CLEANSING HEAVEN WITH THIS MIRACULOUS MACHINE, AND ALL FOR
THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF JUST $99.99!
>> Frankie: YES!
EDUARDO, I NEED THAT MONEY!
>> Ed: BUT YOU SAID -- >> Frankie: FORGET WHAT I SAID!
DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY DAY TO KEEP THAT
HOUSE CLEAN FOR YOU?!
WORK MY FINGERS TO THE BONE!
>> Ed: YEAH, BUT ISN'T THAT -- >> Frankie: GIVE IT TO ME.
GIVE IT TO ME!
>> Bloo: ED! ED!
I TALKED THE FREAK DOWN TO $100, BUT THERE'S ANOTHER BUYER!
HURRY!
>> Madame Foster: JUST 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU, AND I LIKE YOU, AND
YOU'RE VERY, VERY LARGE, I'M GONNA SELL YOU THE PAIR FOR
$100.
>> Mr. Herriman: THE TIME TO INVEST IS NOW, MY BOY, BEFORE
THE BUBBLE BURSTS.
>> Mac: ED! QUICK!
SOME GUY'S MOTHER IS ABOUT TO BUY THE ENTIRE "ROCKET WARS"
COLLECTION FOR HIS BIRTHDAY UNLESS YOU LOAN ME THE MONEY
RIGHT NOW!
>> Wilt: ED...
ED...
PL-E-E-E-EASE.
>> HEY, WHERE'S MY MONEY?
>> Bloo: HE'S GOT IT!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Ed: NO, I HAVE FOUNDED IT
FAIR THEN SQUARE.
I DON'T WANT TO INVEST IN THE SPACE OR A FLOOR CLEANER!
I WANT A DARBIE DOLLHOUSE AND RED SPORTS CAR!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] AAH!
>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO THAT FOR, HUH?
YOU SOME-A KIND OF STUPID GUY?
>> O-O-O-H, GOLLY!
>> Ed: SO SORRY!
[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ] >> WH-O-O-O-O-O-A, JEEPERS!
[ CROWD OOHs ] >> I'M TELLING YOU, FOLKS, THAT
CARPET IS NOW CLEANER THAN THE DAY IT WAS MANUFACTURED.
>> Ed: THEY'RE COMING!
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU DIRTY, ROTTEN KIDS!
THAT STAIN WILL NEVER COME OUT!
>> YOU'RE THE GREATEST, MOM.
>> SO, NOW DO YOU PROMISE TO MOVE OUT?
>> HEY, COME BACK HERE WITH MY MOMMY!
>> Ed: ADIóS, ROOT OF ALL EVILS!
[ ALL GASP ] [ SIREN WAILS ]
>> WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
STATE YOUR PURPOSE.
>> Bloo: WHAT, LIKE IN LIFE?
>> THIS IS THE GUY, OFFICER.
HE OWES ME $300.
[ OFFICERS HISS ] >> Bloo: IT'S MINE!
I STOLE IT FAIR AND SQUA-A-A-A!
[ CHEERING ] [ CRUNCH ]
>> Bloo: OH, MAN!
>> Ed: [ SOBBING SOFTLY ] [ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Mac: HEY, ED, WE'RE REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
EARLIER AT THE SWAP MEET.
>> Madame Foster: SEEMS WE REALLY LOST OUR HEADS.
>> Mr. Herriman: SHAMEFUL BUSINESS AND ALL THAT.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING APOLOGETICALLY ]
>> Wilt: I'M SORRY.
IS THAT OKAY?
>> Bloo: YOU GREEDY LITTLE -- OW!
>> Frankie: WE'D ALL LIKE TO APOLOGIZE, ED, AND I KNOW THIS
DOESN'T EXCUSE OUR BEHAVIOR, BUT WE USED THE MONEY TO GET YOU
THIS.
>> Ed: OH!
AY, CHIHUAHUA!
"OH, NO, THEY DIDN'T!" "OH, YES, THEY DID!"
>> Frankie: AND YOU KNOW, ED, IT COST $99.99, SO WE EVEN HAVE
CHANGE.
>> Mac: AND DESPITE WHAT BLOO SAID, WE THOUGHT THAT YOU SHOULD
HAVE THAT, TOO.
>> Mr. Herriman: NOW, I KNOW THIS IS NOT AS EXCITING AS
FINDING $100, BUT THIS PENNY IS A START IN YOUR INVESTMENT
FUTURE, SO IT'S BEST THAT YOU KEEP IT SOMEPLACE SAFE.
>> Ed: OKAY.
[ DOLLS SQUEAK ] [ COMBINATION LOCK CLICKING ]
>> Mr. Herriman: SO I DON'T CASH IT IN AT THIS POINT?
>> Ed: IF YOU CASH OUT AT THIS JUNCTURE, YOU IS GONNA GET HIT
HARD.
YOU'LL END UP WITH FEES THAT EXCEED YOUR INITIAL BUY-IN
PRICE.
>> Mr. Herriman: WHAT INVESTMENT INCOME STRATEGY SHOULD I PURSUE?
>> Ed: BONDS, MONEY MARKETS, T-BILLS -- VERY SAFE,
CONSERVATIVE INVESTMENTS.
BUT IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE THE SUCCESS THAT I HAVE ACHIEVED, I
RECOMMEND YOU BUY INTO SOME HOT, HIGH-YIELDING STOCKS.
>> Mr. Herriman: LIKE WHAT?
>> Ed: BEANIE BAGGIES, MY ITSY DONKEY.
THE DARBIE PROPERTY ALWAYS STRONG.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE BUYING POWER OF THE 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
THEY IS A GOLD MINE.