[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ENGINE RUMBLING ]
>> Mac: WHAT?
>> Bloo: Shh!
DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU THE STORY OR NOT?
>> Mac: YEAH, BUT WHAT MOVIE WAS THIS AGAIN?
>> Bloo: IT'S NOT A MOVIE.
IT'S JUST THIS TOTALLY AWESOME STORY, AND I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
WANT TO HEAR IT.
>> Mac: I DO! I DO!
>> Bloo: KEEP IN MIND IT'S KIND OF COMPLEX, THERE'S LOTS OF
CHARACTERS, LOTS OF INS AND OUTS, TWISTS AND TURNS, HIDDEN
MEANINGS.
SO, BEFORE I GET INTO IT, I GOT TO SET THE MOOD, OKAY?
>> Mac: OKAY.
>> Bloo: IN A WORLD -- >> Mac: YOU ALREADY SAID ALL
THIS.
>> Bloo: I DID?
OH, OKAY.
UH, WHERE WAS I?
[ Mumbling ] ON THE BIKE, HANDLEBARS, AMAZING ROCK STAR
SUPERDUDE.
[ IMITATING TELEPHONE RINGING ] >> Mac: BLOO!
>> Bloo: SORRY. OKAY, OH YEAH!
THE SMALL BOY LOVED HIS VILLAGE.
>> Mac: WAIT, WHAT VILLAGE?
WHAT ABOUT THE SUPERDUDE?
>> Bloo: HE'S ON THE PLANET.
>> Mac: WHAT?
>> Bloo: THE PLANET THAT SHATTERED, THAT CREATED THE
ASTEROID BELT, THAT THE VILLAGE WAS BUILT ON!
DUH!
>> Mac: OH, OKAY, INTERESTING.
SO, THE ASTEROIDS ARE THE -- >> Bloo: SO THE BOY...
>> Mac: SORRY.
>> Bloo: ...LOVED HIS VILLAGE, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS HIS
"WOLLIPOP."
>> Ed: AAH!
OH, GOOD GOLLY, MISS WOLLI.
WOULD YOU WOOK AT THAT?
[ CRYSTAL BEEPING ] I WUV YOU, TOO, MAGIC POTATO.
SORRY, WOLLI.
>> Bloo: FILLED WITH JOY, THE LITTLE BOY SCURRIED OFF TO WOW
HIS FRIENDS WITH THE WONDERS OF THE MAGIC POTATO.
IDIOT!
DOES HE NOT KNOW THE POWER HE HOLDS IN HIS HANDS?!
>> Mac: TOTALLY.
I MADE A POTATO-POWERED LIGHT IN CLASS ONCE --
>> Bloo: NOT "POTATO POWER"!
IT'S NOT EVEN A POTATO, IT'S A -- WOULD YOU JUST LET ME TELL
IT?!
>> Mac: ALL RIGHT!
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Bloo: [ TALKING WITH MOUTH FULL ]
>> Mac: SWALLOW.
>> Bloo: [ SWALLOWS ] MOST NICELY SPACEPORT.
YOU'LL NEVER FIND A MORE WRETCHED HIVE OF FUN AND
FRIVOLITY.
>> Ed: HEY, EVERYBODY!
LOOK AT WHAT I FIND!
[ CRYSTAL BEEPING ] >> All: OOH!
>> Ed: LET'S HAVE A PARTY!
>> Bloo: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
DANCING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF DOPES.
THAT THING'S NOT A TOY.
COME ON, THEY'RE SO NOT USING IT RIGHT.
IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO -- >> Mac: IS THIS GOING ANYWHERE?
>> Bloo: YES. TRUST ME.
IT GETS WORSE.
>> Mac: GREAT.
>> Bloo: THE STRANGE ALIEN SPOKE IN A STRANGE ALIEN TONGUE.
I WILL TRANSLATE.
[ CLEARS THROAT ] "RETURN MY POWER CRYSTAL AT
ONCE!" "NO, I FOUNDED IT!
IT'S MY MAGIC POTATO!" "IT'S NOT A POTATO.
IT'S A DIVINE CRYSTAL OF POWER.
IT BRINGS GREAT JOY TO WHOEVER POSSESSES IT, NAMELY ME."
"NO, IT WAS LYING IN THE STREET."
"WHERE I LEFT IT."
"NUH-UH."
"YUH-HUH.
I HAD TO GET MY...
SPACE...EGG...WASHED.
YEAH, I HAD TO GET MY EGG WASHED, SO I SAID, 'LET ME LEAVE
MY DIVINE CRYSTAL OF POWER HERE IN THE STREET FOR SAFEKEEPING.'
SO GIVE IT!" "NO!"
"LOOK, AN AIRPLANE!" THEN THIS CRAZY FIGHT BROKE OUT!
THEY WERE ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND THEN SLAPPING AND BITING
AND, "OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!" AND THEN TUMBLE, TUMBLE, TUMBLE.
AND SLAP, FIST, SLAP, FIST.
AND THEN BONK! BEEP! BONK! BOOP!
BEEP! BONK! BOOP!
AND THEN WHOO!
CRYSTAL POTATO!
"WHEW!" AND THEN, AND THEN, AND THEN,
AND THEN, AND THEN -- >> Mac: STOP!
>> Bloo: EXACTLY.
THE CALM VOICE SAID...
>> Wilt: STOP.
I'M SORRY.
THAT IS NOT OKAY.
THAT CRYSTAL DOES NOT BELONG TO EITHER OF YOU.
YOU MUST GIVE IT TO ME SO I CAN RETURN IT TO ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER,
[Echoing] THE AWESOME CREATOR OF EVERYTHING!
>> Mac: WHOA!
>> Bloo: [ Sarcastically ] YEAH.
>> Ed: WHY SHOULD WE GIVE IT TO YOU?
>> Wilt: 'CAUSE I SAID SO.
>> Ed: 'CAUSE YOU SAID SO.
>> Bloo: SUDDENLY, BOOM!
A HUGE EXPLOSION TOTALLY BLOWS THE ROOM APART!
WHEN THE DUST CLEARS, WE SEE -- >> Mac: THE BLUE SUPERDUDE?!
>> Bloo: NOPE.
IT'S LORD SNOOTY AND HIS PALS, THE SECRET POLICE FORCE OF THE
QUEEN.
>> Mr. Herriman: BLAH, BLAH, HARRUMPH, AND WHATNOT.
I'M MEAN, AND I DON'T LIKE ANYONE HAVING ANY FUN.
>> Ed: PLEASE, LORD SNOOTY, WE DON'T MEAN TO HAVE FUN.
WE JUST GET REALLY EXCITED BY MAGIC POTATO.
>> Mr. Herriman: OHH!
THAT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN!
SEIZE IT!
YOU!
>> Bloo: WAIT FOR IT.
>> Mr. Herriman: ATTACK!
>> Bloo: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!
SUPERDUDE! AWESOMENESS!
DA DA DA DA DA DA!
DA DA DA DA!
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!
DA DA DA DA DA!
DA DA DA DA DA DA!
[ IMITATING SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
THE BLUE SUPERDUDE!
>> Mac: BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT -- >> Bloo: UH-HUH.
[ CRYSTAL BEEPING ] >> Mac: WOW.
>> Bloo: "I HAVE THE POWER!
♪ I GOT THE CRYSTAL! ♪ ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T! ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ THE CRYSTAL IS MINE ♪ ♪ NA NA NA ♪
♪ I GOT THE CRYSTAL ♪ ♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪
♪ AND YOU DON'T ♪ ♪ DO DO DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ THE CRYSTAL IS MINE ♪ ♪ NA NA NA ♪
WHAT THE?" >> Mr. Herriman: AHEM.
>> Mac: HOW DID HE -- >> Bloo: THE GUY'S A MAGICIAN OR
SOMETHING.
"HA HA! THAT DOESN'T SCARE ME!" [ GUN COCKS ]
"BUT THAT DOES. OOH."
>> Mr. Herriman: FUN TIME IS OVER.
YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE.
TAKE THEM AWAY!
BLAH!
>> Mac: BOY.
>> Bloo: [ SCOFFS ] YEAH! TELL ME ABOUT IT!
>> DID YOU NOT THINK I'D FIND OUT?
>> SLATE, MY DARLING, IT'S NOT --
>> SAVE IT FOR MY LAWYER, CONSUELA.
WHAT WAS IT YOU USED TO SAY?
"USTED HUELE MUY MAL."
AND I WAS THE FOOL WHO BELIEVED YOU.
TREVOR!
>> Mac: WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> Bloo: OH, WHOOPS!
SORRY, I GOT MIXED UP.
THAT WAS A SHOW I WAS WATCHING UH, WATCHING 'CAUSE IT WAS SO
DUMB!
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] OKAY, UM...
"AAH!" SAID THE BLUE SUPERDUDE.
>> Superdude: IT SEEMS THAT WHOEVER DESIGNED THIS PRISON
DIDN'T WANT US TO GET OUT!
VERY CLEVER MAKING THESE BARS SO STRONG!
BUT I AM STRONGER!
BEAR ARM, GO!
RO-O-O-O-O-AR!
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!
[ METAL CLANKING ] HUZZAH!
[ GRUNTING AND STRAINING ] NO...
USE!
TOO...
MANY...
MUSCLES!
TOO...
AWESOME!
POOP.
>> Ed: WAH!
WE NEVER GET OUT OF HERE!
I WISH I NEVER FIND THAT STUPID POTATO!
>> Superdude: WELL, NONE OF YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD IT IN THE FIRST
PLACE 'CAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME!
>> Mac: OH!
SO THIS SUPERDUDE IS THE ULTIMATE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING?
>> Bloo: No, THEY'RE JUST REALLY TIGHT.
SEE, THE ULTIMATE CREATOR OF EVERYTHING ENTRUSTED THE
SUPERDUDE TO LOOK AFTER THE POWER CRYSTAL TILL HIS RETURN.
>> Superdude: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ I'M NOT LISTENING ♪ [ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Frankie: HEY, OVER HERE!
HEY! ENOUGH!
HEY!!
WHOO-O-O-O-O-O.
I'M SOME GIRLY FAIRY THINGY, AND LORD SNOOTY KEEPS ME IMPRISONED
IN HIS DUMB CASTLE AND MAKES ME WORK ALL DAY.
BOOHOOHOO!
>> Bloo: "BUT I CAN HELP YOU.
FOR I KNOW WHERE SNOOTY IS KEEPING THAT CRYSTAL POTATO
THING, YE-E-E-E-S."
>> Frankie: 'CAUSE I'M MAGICAL AND MYSTICAL AND --
OKAY, THAT'S IT!
LISTEN UP AND LISTEN GOOD.
IT'S LIKE THIS -- SNOOTY'S A JERK, DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO
HAVE ANY FUN, TAKES ALL THE FUN STUFF, LOCKS IT UP IN THIS BIG
OLD SAFE.
>> Ed: LIKE OUR POTATO?
>> Frankie: YEAH, YOUR POTATO, COOL SHOES, CANDY BUSINESSMEN,
PET MONKEYS, RUBBER SANDWICHES, PADDLEBALLS...
MY DIGNITY.
BUT HERE'S THE DEAL -- THE QUEEN, SHE'S AWESOME.
EXCEPT SHE DOESN'T KNOW SNOOTY'S ALL "PBHT! I HATE EVERYTHING!"
AND IT JUST BURNS MY BUTT THAT HE GETS ALWAYS WITH IT.
NOW, YOU KNOW THAT SAFE?
WELL, I GOT ONE OF THE KEYS.
>> Superdude: AAH!
>> Frankie: SO, HERE'S THE DEAL.
[ TINKLING ] >> Bloo: IN ORDER TO GET THE KEY
TO THE SAFE WHERE THE CRYSTAL OF POWER IS HIDDEN, THE FOUR
ADVENTURERS AGREED TO...
THE THREE TASKS OF DOOM!
IF THEY COMPLETE THE THREE TASKS OF DOOM! THE FAIRY CHICK WOULD
GIVE THEM THE KEY.
♪ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ♪ ♪ SUPER ♪
♪ DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA ♪ ♪ AWESOME ♪
♪ SUPERCOOL AWESOMENESS ♪ ♪ DA DA DA DA DA DA! ♪
[ CLUCKING ] >> All: [ GASPING ]
[ DAVID ROSE'S "THE STRIPPER" PLAYS ]
[ BOING! ] >> Superdude: [ GRUNTING ]
[ TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS ] [ SQUEAKING ]
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] [ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC STOPS ] [ REVERENT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MUSIC INTENSIFIES ] [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ] [ GUITAR REVERBERATES ]
[ RUMBLING ] [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CHOIR SINGING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Mac: AW, MAN!
[ TOILET FLUSHING ] >> Mac: SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!
>> Bloo: JEEZ, DIDN'T YOU GO ALREADY?
>> Mac: YEAH, BUT I HAD TO GO AGAIN.
IT'S AN EXCITING STORY, OKAY?
>> Bloo: FINE, WHATEVER.
SO...
>> All: [ GASPING ] [ TEA KETTLE WHISTLING ]
>> Mr. Herriman: SHAME ON YOU.
BAD FORM, SIR, VERY BAD FORM.
BOO!
[ BOING! ] >> Superdude: OW!
>> All: [ GASPING ] >> Mr. Herriman: [ LAUGHING
EVILLY ] >> Bloo: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
BUT WAIT!
>> Superdude: [ GRUNTING ] [ HEART POUNDING ]
[ HEART POUNDING FASTER ] [ THEME FROM "POPEYE" PLAYS ]
[ WHISTLING ] >> All: ♪ FIRECRACKER,
FIRECRACKER ♪ ♪ SIS BOOM BAH ♪
♪ SUPERDUDE, SUPERDUDE ♪ ♪ RAH RAH RAH ♪
>> Superdude: IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?
[ WHIP CRACKS ] >> Mr. Herriman: [ GULPS ]
[ BRAYING ] >> Superdude: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I'M TELLING THE QUEEN!
[ ENGINE RUMBLING ] PBHT!
>> Mac: CURSE YOU, BLUE SUPERDUDE!
PBHT!
>> Superdude: PBHT!
[ ALL SCREAMING ] [ ELEVATOR MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] AAH!
>> Mr. Herriman: [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Superdude: [ GRUNTS ] NO FAIR!
WE'RE SICK OF YOU TAKING ALL THE FUN AWAY AND MAKING EVERYTHING
ALL BLAH!
YOUR REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!
>> Mr. Herriman: OH, YEAH?
>> Superdude: YEAH!
>> Mr. Herriman: WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
>> Superdude: THIS!
>> Mr. Herriman: OHH!
>> Madame Foster: WHOA!
WHOO-WHOO!
WHERE'S THE FIRE?
>> Superdude: TELL HIM TO GIVE IT!
>> Mr. Herriman: TELL HIM TO SHUT UP!
>> Ed: HE TOOK OUR MAGIC POTATO AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK!
>> Wilt: I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S NOT OKAY.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Madame Foster: DUDES, YOU'RE REALLY HARSHING MY MELLOW.
NOW, WHAT'S THE BUZZ?
TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENIN'.
>> Superdude: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- LORD SNOOTY IS A DOO-DOO
HEAD!
HE TAKES ALL OUR FUN STUFF AND LOCKS IT UP ALL IN HIS BIG, OLD,
DUMB SAFE, AND THEN IS LIKE, "HA HA, YOU'RE ALL SAD NOW."
>> Mr. Herriman: NUH-UH!
>> Ed: YUH-HUH!
HE EVEN KEEPS THIS BEAUTIFUL FAIRY LADY LOCKED UP IN HIS BIG
TOWER TO MAKE HER WORK ALL DAY.
>> Mr. Herriman: OH, SHE'S NOT IMPRISONED.
SHE JUST SAYS THAT SO PEOPLE WILL DO HER CHORES FOR HER.
>> Frankie: SO SUE ME.
>> Madame Foster: NOW, SNOOTY, WHY DO YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY
EVERYBODY'S FUN, MAN?
>> Mr. Herriman: [ MUTTERING ] >> Madame Foster: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Mr. Herriman: 'CAUSE IT'S FUN.
>> Mac: "'CAUSE IT'S FUN"?!
MAN, WHAT A HYPOCRITE!
SO, IT'S OKAY FOR SNOOTY TO HAVE FUN BUT NOT ANYBODY ELSE?!
>> Bloo: HE'S AN IDIOT!
>> All: "'CAUSE IT'S FUN"?!
MAN, WHAT A HYPOCRITE!
SO, IT'S OKAY FOR YOU TO HAVE FUN, BUT NOT ANYONE ELSE?!
MAN, WHAT A JERK!
>> Madame Foster: OKAY, OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S JUST CHILL OUT.
NOW, SNOOTY, THERE'S ENOUGH FUN IN THAT MAGIC POTATO FOR
EVERYONE TO ENJOY, SO JUST HAND IT OVER, AND THEN WE'LL HAVE
WORLD PEACE.
[ CRYSTAL BEEPING ] YOU GOT TO LEARN HOW TO SHARE,
BRO.
OOH, PRETTY COLORS!
[ GIGGLING ] >> Ed: I KNOW!
IT'S BEST MAGIC POTATO EVER!
CAN I SEE IT?
>> Madame Foster: JUST A SEC.
>> Wilt: I'M SORRY, BUT I'VE NEVER EVEN HELD IT.
MAY I, PLEASE?
>> Madame Foster: NO!
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> Madame Foster: GET YOUR OWN!
>> Mr. Herriman: STOP HAVING FUN!
GIVE IT!
>> Madame Foster: [ HISSING ] >> Bloo: THEN THEY ALL STARTED
GOING CRAZY!
EVERYONE WANTED THE CRYSTAL FOR THEMSELVES!
THEY WERE ALL, "NO, IT'S MINE!" "NO, MINE!"
THE THING WAS BEING THROWN THIS WAY AND THAT AND THAT WAY AND
THIS!
IT WAS CRAZY!
THEY WERE LIKE CRAZY PEOPLE!
>> Mac: WHAT ABOUT THE SUPERDUDE?
>> Bloo: HE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
[ ALL ARGUING ] HE WATCHED ON IN SHOCK AS THE
INSANE FIGHT MADE ITS WAY THROUGH THE FORTRESS AND UP TO
THE ROOF.
ALL THE WHILE, THE WORDS OF THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING RANG
IN HIS EARS -- "OH, AWESOME SUPERDUDE, AS MY BESTEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU ALONE TO LOOK AFTER
MY CRYSTAL OF POWER!
DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE SURE IT DOES NOT FALL INTO THE
HANDS OF EVIL!" THOUGH IT CRUSHED HIS SOUL DEEP
DOWN IN HIS T. REX HEART, THE BLUE SUPERDUDE KNEW WHAT HE HAD
TO DO.
>> Superdude: HYA-A-A-A-A-H!
[ BEEPING FADING ] >> Mac: NO WAY.
WOW!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
I MEAN, ALL THE SUPERDUDE WANTED WAS THE CRYSTAL OF POWER.
BUT SO IT WOULDN'T FALL INTO THE HANDS OF EVIL, HE DESTROYED IT!
MAN, SUCH SACRIFICE.
>> Bloo: YES! SACRIFICE!
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I -- I MEAN, THE BLUE SUPERDUDE -- DID!
SAC...RI...FICE!
>> Frankie: OH, HEY MAC.
HEY, BLOO.
DID HERRIMAN SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM AGAIN?
MAN, THAT'S TOO BAD.
HE'S SUCH A SNOOTY JERK SOMETIMES.
BUT, HEY, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU, WILT, ED, AND COCO DOING
THOSE THREE CHORES FOR ME TODAY.
SOME DAYS I FEEL TOTALLY IMPRISONED BY THIS PLACE.
AND WE REALLY NEEDED EGGS, SO THANKS.
OH, MAC, IS THIS YOUR GAMEGUY?
I FOUND IT ON THE FRONT WALK.
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE THREW IT OFF THE ROOF.
WEIRD.
OKAY, SEE YA!
>> Mac: "MAGIC POTATO"?
>> Bloo: NO, NOT "POTATO."
"CRYSTAL OF POWER"!
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THOSE GUYS WOULDN'T LEAVE IT ALONE?
IT WAS GONNA FALL INTO THE HANDS OF EVIL!
I HAD TO SACRIFICE IT, OH AWESOME CREATOR OF EVERYTHING!
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ] >> [ SNARLING ]
>> Mac: BLOO, WHERE ARE MY COMIC
BOOKS?
[ BUBBLING ]