[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Frankie: [ HUMMING ] >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
>> Frankie: NOT AGAIN.
COCO!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!
MY MOP DOES NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU!
SHOO! SHOO!
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> Frankie: GET AWAY.
GO OVER THERE. SHOO.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Mac: NO FAIR!
YOU CAN'T LOAD YOUR SQUIRT GUN WITH MUD!
>> Bloo: SORRY, MAC!
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT A WATER PISTOL TO A MUD FIGHT!
>> Mac: MUD GRENADE!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ] >> Frankie: CEASE-FIRE!
GRR! THAT'S IT!
[ SCREAMING ] [ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Frankie: GUYS, WHAT HAVE I
TOLD YOU ABOUT LEAVING THE DOOR OPEN?
>> [ CHITTERING ] >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ DOG BARKING ] [ SQUAWKS ]
>> CHI-CHI! OH, STARS!
>> OH, CHI-CHI!
THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE SAFE!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY
CHI-CHI!
>> WE WERE SO WORRIED!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN CHI-CHI ACT THAT WAY WITH ANYBODY BUT OUR CHILD.
>> HE USUALLY BITES STRANGERS.
WE'VE LOST MORE OF OUR CHILD'S TUTORS THAT WAY.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> NO, NOT FIRED, LOST.
>> HOPEFULLY, THEY'VE GONE TO A BETTER PLACE.
>> Both: YOU'RE HIRED!
>> ARIS! ARIS, SWEETIE!
COME DOWNSTAIRS!
WE HAVE GOOD NEWS!
>> WHAT IS IT?
I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
[ CHI-CHI BARKING ] CHI-CHI!
OH, CHI-CHI, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
[ SMOOCHING ] >> ARIS, HONEY, WE HAVE SOMEONE
WE WANT YOU TO MEET.
>> THIS IS MISS COCO, YOUR NEW TUTOR.
>> NEW TUTOR, HUH?
WE'LL SEE WHAT CHI-CHI HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
CHI-CHI THINKS YOU'RE COOL, SO WE CAN HANG.
BUT DO YOU REALLY NEED TO DO THE WHOLE TEACHING THING?
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
DO YOUR WORST.
"JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER."
UGH, NOT THOSE TWO AGAIN.
I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT THEM FOR YEARS.
GET A CLUE, JACK AND JILL.
NOBODY DRINKS WATER FROM A WELL ANYMORE.
GET YOUR PARENTS TO BUY A FRIDGE AND THEN STOCK IT WITH BOTTLED
WATER!
WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY.
"SUSY LIVES 213 MILES FROM THE BIG DOWNTOWN SHOPPING MALL.
SHE IS TRAVELING ON A WESTBOUND TRAIN AT 53 MILES PER HOUR.
TAMMY IS TRAVELING 130 MILES ON AN EASTBOUND TRAIN AT 62 MILES
PER HOUR.
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO GO SHOPPING?"
I WILL, BECAUSE I ONLY LIVE 15 MILES FROM THE MALL, AND I HAVE
A LIMO!
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.
LEARNING IS SUCH A DRAG.
I'VE GOT FAME. I'VE GOT FORTUNE.
SO WHO NEEDS WRITING, READING, AND ARITH-- ARITH-- ARRHYTHMIA,
OR -- WHO NEEDS MATH?
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> WHOA.
NOBODY'S REALLY SPELLED IT ALL OUT FOR ME LIKE THAT BEFORE.
I SEE THE NEED FOR AN EDUCATION.
BUT I CAN SEE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT.
IT'S LIKE A WHOLE PHILOSOPHY -- THE SECRET OF HOW TO LIVE YOUR
LIFE!
YOU NEED TO SHARE THIS WITH THE WORLD!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> [ SQUAWKING ]
[ ALL SQUAWKING ]
>> [ SQUAWKING ] >> COCO, ARE THE RUMORS TRUE
ABOUT YOU AND ROD TANGO?
>> CAN YOU COMMENT ON THE SCANDALOUS PHOTOS THAT HAVE
SURFACED IN RECENT DAYS?
>> CAN YOU CONFIRM REPORTS THAT YOU AND THE DUKE OF
GRAND FEMMICK ARE SECRETLY MARRIED?
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ HORN HONKS ] [ SQUAWKS ]
>> WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
[ HORN BLOWING ]
>> Frankie: [ HUMMING ] HMM, THAT'S WEIRD.
ANOTHER ONE OF COCO'S MEALS UNTOUCHED.
COME TO THINK OF IT, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SEEN COCO FOR DAYS.
HEY, BLOO, HAVE YOU SEEN CO-- >> Bloo: CAN'T TALK. TOO HUNGRY.
MUST RESERVE MOUTH MUSCLES FOR CHEWING.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> Frankie: OKAY, COOL, SHE'S
HERE.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> IT WAS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE TAPING OF THIS PROGRAM THAT THE
CELEBRITY AUTHOR DISAPPEARED.
TO REPEAT OUR TOP STORY, THE BEST-SELLING, WIDELY BELOVED
AUTHOR KNOWN ONLY AS CO-- >> Bloo: BORING!
IF IT'S NOT A CAR CHASE, VOLCANO EXPLOSION, OR ZOMBIE ATTACK,
THEN HOW IS IT NEWS?
AM I RIGHT, GUYS?
[ HORN BLOWING ] [ REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ APPLAUSE ]
>> [ Jamaican accent ] THAT WAS DYNAMITE!
YOU SING LIKE THE ANGELS!
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> TRUE!
YOU'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD, MAN!
WE WANT YOU TO ROMP IN WITH WE AT TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
THIS FUGITIVE HAS A HUGE DEBT TO PAY OFF.
>> EASE UP ON YOURSELF!
SHE CAN WORK IT OFF ON THE STAGE AS EASY AS SHE CAN IN THE
KITCHEN.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> WHAT A WASTE OF TALENT,
SERVING SLOP!
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> WE MAKE YOU GO ANSWER!
YOU GET?
YOU MAKE ME VEX, MAN!
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EITHER OF YOU ARE SAYING, BUT FINE.
SHE CAN JOIN THE BAND.
>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR A
BRAND-NEW REGGAE STAR MAKING HER DEBUT HERE TONIGHT --
NATTY DREADNUT!
[ MINOR-KEY REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> [ Japanese accent ] FINALLY!
MY SEARCH IS OVER!
I HAVE FOUND MY SHINING STAR!
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
ME THE ONE FOUND THE STAR!
NATTY DREADNUT BELONG WITH WE!
>> NONSENSE!
DREADNUT-CHAN WILL BE SIGNING WITH ME AND COMING TO JAPAN!
>> NATTY HERE GO WITH WE BACK TO JAMAICA!
>> JAPAN!
>> JAMAICA!
>> JAPAN!
>> JAMAICA!
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ SQUAWKS ]
>> THE RIGHT.
[ American accent ] GOSH DARN IT.
COME ON, GUYS.
>> NOT SO FAST!
THIS FUGITIVE STILL HAS A HUGE DEBT TO PAY OFF!
>> WHATEVER SHE OWES, I'M SURE THAT 50,000 YEN WILL COVER IT.
>> I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH MONEY THIS IS, BUT FINE.
SHE CAN LEAVE THE BOAT.
>> ♪ SHE APPEARS LIKE MAGIC ON A TV SCREEN ♪
♪ SOON, SHE BECOME AN ENTERTAINMENT QUEEN ♪
♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪ ♪ SHE GAVE US ALL A GIGANTIC
THRILL ♪ ♪ WITH HER POWER AND AMAZING
SKILL ♪ ♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪
♪ SHE TAUGHT US HOW TO MATCH HER BEAUTY ♪
♪ EVERY MAN THOUGHT SHE WAS A CUTIE ♪
♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪ ♪ SHE MAKE PEACE WITH ALL THAT
IS SINISTER ♪ >> ♪ LET US ELECT HER OUR PRIME
MINISTER! ♪ >> ♪ COCONUT, CRAZY NUT,
COCONUT, CRAZY NUT, COCONUT, CRAZY NUT, COCONUT, CRAZY NUT ♪
♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪ ♪ COCONUT CONQUERS JAPAN ♪
♪ COCONUT ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AND NOW, TO OFFICIALLY OPEN THE WINTER OLYMPIC GAMES, OUR
GRAND MARSHAL, PRIME MINISTER COCONUT OF JAPAN!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ SQUAWKS ECHOING ]
[ RUMBLING ] [ SQUAWKING ]
>> Frankie: THANK GOODNESS THAT IS OVER.
ONCE A MONTH IS MORE THAN ENOUGH.
SHOPPING AT THE MALL WITH HALF THE HOUSEHOLD IS NOT HALF AS FUN
AS IT SOUNDS.
AND IT DOESN'T SOUND FUN TO BEGIN WITH.
>> Bloo: UNGH!
UNGH!
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE IS DEFECTIVE!
RIP-OFF ARTISTS!
FRANKIE!
WE NEED TO GO BACK TO THE MALL RIGHT NOW.
>> Frankie: FORGET IT, BLOO.
>> Bloo: BUT THESE ARE ALL BROKEN!
>> Frankie: THEY ARE NOT BROKEN.
YOU JUST NEED SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT.
GET WILT OR COCO -- [ GASPS ] COCO!
SHOOT! SHE WANTED TO GO.
I DIDN'T SEE HER ON THE BUS.
DID YOU SEE HER ON THE BUS?
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ] OKAY, COOL, SHE MADE IT.
>> Khones: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
>> Fluffer: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE ALL THE RAGE IN
JAPAN.
>> Khones: IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF COCO'S HAIR.
>> Fluffer: YEAH, A LITTLE BIT.
WHERE IS SHE, ANYWAY?
>> Khones: AH, DON'T SWEAT IT.
SOMEBODY WILL DIG HER UP.
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ SQUAWKING ]
>> [ MUMBLING ] >> Coco: [ CHOKING ]
[ BOTH GROWLING ] >> [ CHIRPING ]
>> [ MUMBLING ] >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
>> [ SNORING ] [ TICKING ]
>> [ MUMBLING ] >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
>> [ MUMBLING ] >> Coco: [ SQUAWKS ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] >> [ MUMBLING ]
[ SPUTTERING ] [ BUZZING ]
>> Coco: [ SIGHS ] [ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING ]
[ DOG BARKING ] [ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ SIREN WAILS ] >> [ CHITTERING ]
[ ALL CHITTERING ] >> Frankie: HELLO?
IS SOMEONE THERE?
[ ALL CHITTERING ] ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAVE I SAID
ABOUT LEAVING THE FRONT DOOR OPEN?
COCO COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT!
WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED!