[ SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYS ] [ TEMPO QUICKENS ]
[ WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Frankie: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
RUN, SUPERDUDE, RUN!
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE CEREMONY FOR THE GREAT CREATOR
OF EVERYTHING -- NEVER!
>> Bloo: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK, FRANKINCENSED!
IT'S A MATTER OF HONOR THAT I ATTEND!
MARK MY WORDS.
MY PRESENCE WILL BE KNOWN!
BEAR ARM, GO!
ROA-A-A-A-R!
[ ZAP! ] [ SCREECHING ]
HACHY MACHY!
[ WHISTLE! ] [ BRAKES SQUEALING ]
TRY TO STOP ME FROM GOING TO THE CEREMONY NOW, LADY!
PBHT!
[ BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! ] [ AH-OOGA! ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ] STARS...SO MANY.
MUST MAKE IT.
GOT TO GET...
MAKE PRESENCE KNOWN.
>> Frankie: OH, FOOLISH SUPERDUDE.
I AM AFRAID THAT IS QUITE IMPOSSIBLE.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[ ZAP! ] >> Bloo: HEY! LEAVE THAT ALONE!
>> [ SNORTING ] >> Bloo: YO! PUT THAT DOWN!
IT'S NOT UNDER WARRANTY ANYMORE!
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME MAKE MY PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE GREAT
CREATOR OF EVERYTHING?
HE'LL BE EXPECTING ME.
PWETTY PWEASE WITH SUGAR ON TOP?
>> Frankie: SUGAR ON TOP?
OKAY!
[ DRIP! ] [ POOF! ]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> Bloo: WHAT IS THAT?
>> Frankie: [ Straining ] OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
>> Bloo: [ GROANING ] >> Frankie: SO THAT'S HOW WE'RE
GONNA BE, HUH?
WELL, NOW THIS IS HAPPENING!
>> Bloo: [ LAUGHING ] STOP! STOP! STOP IT!
>> Frankie: NOW SWALLOW!
>> Bloo: MM.
PBHT!
>> Frankie: ECH! BLOO!
>> Bloo: [ Nasally ] GOT TO GET...
GREAT CREATOR.
MAKE...PRESENCE KNOWN.
>> Frankie: BLOO, LAY DOWN.
YOU'RE WAY TOO SICK TO GET OUT OF BED.
>> Bloo: BUT CEREMONY...
GOT TO GET...
GONNA BE...AWESOME.
>> Frankie: UNH-UNH. I TOLD YOU THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU
GO TO MAC'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
IF YOU GO DOWN THERE, YOU'LL END UP GETTING EVERYONE SICK.
BLOO, I MEAN IT.
IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT YOUR SOUP, JUST LAY BACK AND GET SOME
REST.
[ WHOOSH! ] >> Bloo: [ GRUNTING ]
CURSE YOU, FRANKINCENSED!
>> Frankie: SO SORRY, SUPERDUDE, BUT YOUR TIME HAS RUN OUT!
I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AND WATCH YOUR DEMISE, BUT I NEED TO GET
READY FOR THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING'S AWESOME CEREMONY OF
FUN THAT YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO!
BUT, HEY, AT LEAST YOU'LL GET TO TAKE A SPIN ON THE WHEEL OF
MISFORTUNE.
>> [ ROARS ] >> [ ROARS ]
>> [ GROWLS ] >> Frankie: BYE-BYE!
HA HA HA HA HA!
AH HA HA HA HA!
[ AI! AI! AI! AI! ] >> Bloo: BEAR ARM, GO!
[ ROARS WEAKLY ] NO SHARK, NO SHARKS.
COME ON "GO FREE."
[ CLINK! ] YEAH!
[ CAGE DOOR OPENS ] >> [ ROARS ]
>> Bloo: ALL RIGHT.
NICE TIGER CAT WITH THE PERSON WITH TEETH, AND YOU'RE LOOKING
AT -- I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK.
DON'T LOOK AT -- WHY ARE YOU HURTING?
DON'T BE HURTING ME WITH -- UH, NICE PUSS-- OH!
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! ] [ BOINK! ]
[ ALL GROWL ] [ CHOMP! ]
[ ALL GROWLING, MEOWING, BARKING ]
OOH!
[ ZIP! ] WHEW!
>> [ SHRIEKS ] >> Bloo: MY, RABBIT WITH THE BIG
TEETH.
[ SLAP! ] HEY!
[ SLOOP! ] [ BOINK! BOINK! ]
OKAY.
MANO Y BEASTO!
HERE WE GO!
[ FINGERS SNAPPING AND CYMBAL CRASHING RHYTHMICALLY ]
[ BOTH GROWL ] [ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ] [ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ] [ WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIP! WHIP! ] [ WHIP! WHIRL! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! ] [ TING! ]
[ CRASH! ] QUEENSBURY RULES, PAL!
[ SWOOSH! ] [ BOING! BOING! ]
[ SMACK! ] [ WHACK! ]
YES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ DONG! ] [ SLUMP! ]
[ ALL CHEER ] NOW TO MAKE MY PRESENCE KNOWN TO
THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING!
HOKEY SMOKES!
[ WIND GUSTS ] >> Bloo: AAAAAH!
[ WHISTLE! ] [ PLOP! ]
WHOO!
CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED.
THESE STUNT DUMMIES ARE BRILLIANT!
[ WHIP! ] [ THUD! ]
[ WHIP! ] [ CLUNK! ]
UGH.
W-W-WHAT WAS THAT?
ALL RIGHT.
OFF TO GALLIVANT.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] [ THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! ]
>> Wilt: [ Demonic voice] EXCUSE ME.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
[ BOINK! ] [ ZIP! ]
HEY!
[ SIZZLES ] >> Bloo: AH!
YOW!
HOT! HOT! HOT!
AH AH AH!
[ HACKS ] BOO-A!
>> Wilt: OHHH!
I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S NOT OKA-A-A-A-A-A-A-Y!
>> Bloo: AAAAAH!
WHERE THE HECK AM I?!
[ Echoing ] I...
WHERE...?
HOW DO I...?
CEREMONY...
MUST MAKE PRESENCE KNOWN, BUT HOW?
NEED TO...STOP SPINNING.
GETTING SICK.
[ THUD! ] WAIT. WHAT'S...THAT?
LET'S SEE.
I'M HERE.
AND THE CEREMONY IS...
AW, MAN!
THAT'S LIKE A MILLION FLOORS!
THAT'LL TAKE ME...
LIKE, FOREVER.
GOT TO FIND A FASTER WAY.
IF I GO DOWN THIS DUCK -- OH, NO. WAIT.
WHAT'S BEHIND THIS COW?
YES! I KNEW IT!
A MAGIC PORTAL THAT I'M SURE WILL TRANSPORT ME DIRECTLY TO
THE CEREMONY.
THEN MY PRESENCE WILL BE KNOWN!
HUH!
BUT HOW DO I GET TO THE -- AHA!
[ WHOOSH! ] [ COW MOOS ]
[ ANGELIC SINGING ] WHOO!
I CAN FEEL THE MAGIC WORKING.
I'LL BE AT THAT CEREMONY IN NO TIME.
>> Khones: WHAT?
[ SQUEAK! ] >> Bloo: ISN'T THIS THE MAGIC
PORTAL?
>> Khones: MAGIC PORTAL?
>> Bloo: THE ONE WITH THE POWER TO TRANSPORT ME TO --
[ COUGHS ] THE GREAT CREA-- [SNORTS]
...ATOR'S CEREMONY?
PLEASE, TALKING BROCCOLI.
I MUST MAKE MY [WHEEZES, COUGHS] PRESENCE KNOWN.
>> Khones: HO HO! YES!
IT IS I, THE TALKING BROCCOLI.
I AM THE WISE, UM, DUH, DUH...
GATEKEEPER.
AND THIS IS ONLY THE WAITING ROOM TO THE, UH, MAGIC PORTAL.
YEAH.
THAT THING IS, UH, BUH...
OVER THERE!
[ SLOOP! ] [ SPROING! ]
[ PEEP! PEEP! PEEP! ] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
HOLD UP, BUDDY.
BEFORE YOU CAN ENTER, YOU MUST, UH, PASS A SERIES OF
WHATCHACALLUMS...UH, TASKS!
YEAH, THAT'S AWESOME -- TASKS!
FIRST, YOU MUST...GO TO THE LAIR OF THE DRAGON LADY AND STEAL HER
DELECTABLE AMBROSIA.
BUT BE WARNED -- ONE WORD FROM THAT SNAKE-TONGUED HARPY CAN
REDUCE EVEN THE MOST MANLY OF MEN TO NOTHINGNESS.
I MEAN LIKE ITTY-BITTY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
SO YOU BEST GUARD YOUR EARS.
>> Bloo: SHUH! WHATEVER!
>> HEY, WATCH IT!
PEOPLE ARE WALKING HERE.
SHEESH!
[ GULP! ] [ WHIP! ]
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] >> Duchess: [ SNORING ]
[ POINK! ] >> Bloo: TAKE OUT HER AMBROSIA
FOR $200.
IT TAKES A STEADY HAND.
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ] YES-AY!
>> Duchess: YOU!
HOW DARE YOU TRY TO STEAL MY PLATE OF WIENERS?
YOU -- YOU LITTLE NO-GOOD, SLIMY...
>> Bloo: NO! CAN'T TAKE IT!
>> Duchess: ...ARROGANT, PUNY...
>> Bloo: AAAAAAH!
>> Duchess: ...PEA-BRAINED, HALF-WITTED, LILY-LIVERED,
SHALLOW, BONEHEADED, SLOVENLY, FOOLISH...
>> Bloo: AAAAAAH!
>> Duchess: ...OBTUSE NINCOMPOOP!
>> Bloo: [ GROANING ] [ High-pitched ] I KNOW YOU ARE,
BUT WHAT AM I?
[ BOING! ] [ Voice deepening ] I AM RUBBER,
AND YOU ARE GLUE.
WHATEVER YOU SAY BOUNCES OFF ME AND STICKS TO YOU!
[ Normal voice ] OW.
>> Duchess: HA HA! WHAT A DOPE!
[ WHIZ! ] >> Bloo: THANKS!
>> Khones: MMM.
THAT'S GOOD STUFF.
SWEET, SWEET AMBROSIA.
>> Bloo: PLEASE, THE CEREMONY WILL START SOON, AND I NEED TO
GET THROUGH THAT PORTAL.
WHAT ELSE DO YOU ASK OF ME?
>> Khones: [ Muffled ] UM, I COULD USE SOME MILK FROM THE
SACRED COW OF ETERNITY.
>> Bloo: AWESOME!
THERE'S A COW RIGHT OUTSIDE.
AHA!
HYAH!
[ COW MOOING ] YOU MUST GIVE ME YOUR ETERNAL
JUICES!
[ ZOOM! ] >> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ]
[ ZOOM! ] >> Bloo: BEAR HUG, GO!
[ GROANS ] [ COW MOOS ]
>> Coco: [ SQUAWKING ] [ ZOOM! ]
[ POP! ] >> Bloo: GOT MILK.
[ ZIP! ] [ GLUG! GLUG! GLUG! ]
>> Khones: AHHH.
DOES A JACKIE GOOD.
>> Bloo: GATEKEEPER, WHAT ELSE MUST I DO?
>> Khones: NO, THAT'S IT.
>> Bloo: WAIT, I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
TASKS ALWAYS COME IN THREES.
THERE MUST BE A THIRD TASK.
>> Khones: IT'S COOL.
YOU'RE DONE.
>> Bloo: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
THREE SHALL BE THE NUMBER OF TASKS, AND THE NUMBER OF TASKS
SHALL BE THREE.
IT'S ALL PART OF THE GATEKEEPER RULES.
>> Khones: UGH. FINE. ALL RIGHT.
UH, OKAY.
THIRD TASK -- TIE YOUR SHOE.
>> Bloo: THE RABBIT GOES...
TO MARKET.
WAIT.
CRIES "WEE WEE WEE" ALL -- >> Khones: HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
MY BAD.
THIRD TASK -- HOW MANY DAYS IN A WEEK?
>> Bloo: THERE'S FRIDAY, FRENCH FRIDAY...
UM, WAIT.
[ SMACK! ] >> Khones: MAKE A PEACE SIGN.
TELL ME YOUR NAME.
>> Bloo: HA! EASY! IT'S...
JIM!
WAIT.
>> Khones: LOOK!
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
>> Bloo: I CAN DO THAT!
[ ZING! ] WHOO-HOOOOOO!
WHAT?
NO!
[ PATTER! PATTER! ] I MUST PASS!
HELLO? ANYONE?
[ ZING! ] >> Madame Foster: [ Singsong
voice ] OH, BLUISH DUDE OF SUPERNESS, YOUR HEROIC EFFORTS
HAVE NOT GONE UNNOTICED BY THE GODS.
BUT ALAS, YOU HAVE BEEN PLAGUED WITH A BLACK AND EVIL SICKNESS.
EVEN ONE WITH SUCH SUPER-RAD STRENGTH AS YOURS CANNOT
CONTINUE IN SUCH A SORRY STATE.
PLEASE, YOU MUST REST.
>> Bloo: I'M NOT [COUGHS] SICK.
IT WAS [COUGHS] FRANKINCENSED.
SHE CURSED ME.
[ Coughing ] SHE DOES NOT WANT ME TO ATTEND THE CEREMONY, BUT I
MUST GO.
I NEED TO MAKE MY PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE GREAT CREATOR OF
EVERYTHING.
>> Khones: SEE? HE AIN'T RIGHT.
>> Madame Foster: A-A-A-AWESOME WARRIOR, IF YOU MUST CONTINUE
ON YOUR NOBLE QUEST, I HAVE BUT ONE REQUEST.
TAKE WITH YOU THIS GIFT, THIS MAGIC ELIXIR.
>> Bloo: WHAT -- WHAT IS IT?
>> Madame Foster: IT WILL HELP EXPEL THE DARK MAGIC WITHIN YOUR
SOUL AND RESTORE YOUR STRENGTH TO FULL POWER.
BUT DO NOT TAKE IT UNTIL THE RIGHT MOMENT.
PROMISE?
>> Bloo: I PROMISE. I PROMISE!
I WON'T FORGET.
>> Madame Foster: NOW GET READY FOR A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND
SPACE.
[ AI! AI! AI! AI! ] >> Bloo: CEREMONY, HERE I COME!
>> Madame Foster: [ CHUCKLES ] OH, MAN.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUSH HIM THAT HARD.
[ CRASHES ] [ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
[ POINK! ] >> Bloo: YES!
WHOO!
THE SUPERDUDE'S PRESENCE SHALL BE KNOWN.
HUH!
[ GASPS ] A TWO-EYED, TWO-HORNED, SMILING
PURPLE PEOPLE GREETER.
>> Ed: [ ROARS ] PACO!
[ ROARS ] [ GRUNTING, GROWLING ]
[ ZIP! ] [ SCREECH! ]
[ ROARS ] PACO!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ] [ WHIRL! WHIR! ]
[ WHIP! ] >> Bloo: WHOO!
>> Frankie: [ GASPS ] [ ALL GASP ]
QUICKLY, HE MEANS TO HARM THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING.
ATTACK!
ATTACK THAT SUPERDUDE!
[ ZOOM! ] [ SCREAMING ]
>> Bloo: HUH!
HA!
WAH!
[ GRUNTS ] 41, 42...
HUT! HUT!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ] >> UGH!
[ WHIP! ] >> OOH!
>> OW!
[ WHIP! THUD! ] [ WHIP! THUD! ]
[ WHIP! ] >> AAH!
YAH!
>> Madame Foster: ...THIS MAGIC ELIXIR.
IT WILL HELP EXPEL THE DARK MAGIC WITHIN YOUR SOUL AND
RESTORE YOUR STRENGTH TO FULL POWER.
BUT DO NOT TAKE IT UNTIL THE RIGHT MOMENT.
[ WHIP! ] [ ZING! ]
[ ZAP! ] >> Bloo: AAAAAAAAH!
>> Madame Foster: UM, DUDE, THIS MIGHT BE, YOU KNOW, THE RIGHT
MOMENT.
>> Bloo: HUH?
OH, RIGHT.
[ SLOOP! ] >> Frankie: OH, MY.
YOU'RE BURNING UP.
>> Bloo: BE GONE, BLACK MAGIC!
[ GLUG! GLUG! ] ECH!
[ SLUMP! ] [ GROANING ]
>> ♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪ >> Bloo: [ GAGGING ]
>> ♪ BLOO ♪ ♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ KING OF THE IMBECILES ♪ ♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪ ♪ WATCH OUT ♪
>> Bloo: ♪ BLOO ♪ [ HUMS TUNE ]
[ MUMBLING ] [ COUGHS ]
>> ♪ HE'S NOT SO MACHO, BUT HE REALLY THINKS THAT HE IS ♪
♪ HE'S A DANGER TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS, TOO ♪
♪ BLOO ♪ ♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ STOP HIM ♪ ♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪ ♪ HE WILL SAVE -- ♪
>> Mac: ENOUGH!
THE FUN IS GOOD.
THE DUDE IS EVIL.
THE FUN IS GOOD.
THE DUDE IS EVIL.
>> Bloo: OH, GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING, I DID NOT MEAN TO
SPOIL YOUR FUN.
I AM NOT EVIL.
I, THE BLOO SUPERDUDE, ONLY WANTED TO MAKE MY PRESENCE KNOWN
TO YOU.
>> Mac: BLOO, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?
>> Bloo: MAKING MY PRESENTS KNOWN.
>> Mac: AN I.O.U. FOR "A REALLY, REALLY AWESOME BIRTHDAY
PRESENT."
AN I.O.U.?
[ SLOOP! ] [ TAP! TAP! TAP! ]
>> Mac: LET'S SEE.
OH, AN I.O.U. FOR LAST YEAR'S I.O.U.
YOU ARE INCREDIBLE.
YOU COME DOWN HERE, WRECK THE PARTY, AND GET EVERYONE SICK IN
THE PROCESS ALL FOR I.O.U.s?!
YOUR ACTIONS TODAY LEAVE ME BUT ONE CHOICE.
FROM THIS DAY FORTH, YOU ARE TO BE...MY SERVANT.
>> Bloo: YEAH!
>> Mac: NO.
NO, IT'S NOT A GOOD THING.
YOU MUST PERFORM A PENANCE TO RIGHT THE WRONG YOU HAVE DONE
AGAINST MY PEOPLE TODAY.
IT IS YOU AND YOU ALONE WHO SHALL SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF
CURING THEM OF THE EVIL BLACK MAGIC THAT YOU YOURSELF HAVE
CURSED THEM WITH.
SO SAYS THE GREAT CREATOR OF EVERYTHING!
>> Bloo: WHAT?!
NO WAY!
THAT IS SO UNFAIR.
I'M A SUPERDUDE.
I DON'T HELP PEOPLE.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
[ Mockingly ] YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
>> Mac: OH, YEAH?
WELL, YOU OWE ME.
>> Bloo: N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Frankie: CIAO.
THIS IS FRANKERELLA PSYCHADELLA CHECKING IN.
ALL IS GROOVY IN SECTOR 7.
[ CRASHES ] [ ZOOM! ]
OOH!
>> Bloo: SLOOOOP.
SLOOOOOP.
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ] >> Frankie: FRIZAM! FRIZAM!
TAKE THAT, YOU ICKY ALIEN, YOU.
FRIZAM! FRIZAM!
>> Bloo: [ SIGHS ] JUST EAT THE SOUP.
[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ] [ WHIP! ]
AH!
>> Frankie: ALPHA BETA, THIS IS [COUGHS] FRANKERELLA.
I'VE NEUTRALIZED THE INVADER.
ENDING TRANSMISSION.
>> ♪ OOH, JUST A DUDE ♪ ♪ A BLUE SUPERDUDE ♪
♪ DON'T GO, FELLA ♪ ♪ BLOO ♪
♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪ ♪ YES ♪
♪ BLOO ♪ ♪ SUPERDU-U-U-U-U-DE ♪
♪ KING OF THE IMBECILES ♪